Blurbtacular Saturday!

Random thoughts for a random Saturday in a random October of a random life.

Went to Bardovan in Poughkeepsie last night and was struck by the people sitting there listening [...] Continue Reading…

Sarah Palin Really Is A Maverick Even If Her Constituency Believes That Means She’s From Dallas.

Seriously, she’s redefined the political debating forum. Apparently I’ve been wrong about the whole debating procedure all these years. And it seems people are ok with it. So what [...] Continue Reading…

My Sarah Palin Story

So about a year ago I’m in an Alaskan hotel room and I’m snorting blow off Sarah Palin’s ass.

 I finish by licking off that powdery residue which is left behind when [...] Continue Reading…

Republican’s Are Stupid And Ugly And So Can You!

The conventions are done. The Republicans Grand Poobah just got off stage. I couldn’t even bring myself to watch. I chose Giants post game stuff over another ideological speech [...] Continue Reading…

Hard Harry Is In

Hello my Kantian Kitties, come and let me stroke the soft fur of your moral absolutism as you snuggle on my lap and wait for me to Vito up [...] Continue Reading…

The Dude Finds Himself Disrespected At Work And Has Had Enough.

  So I’m not much for carrying on about work to people in print or by spoken word.

 I prefer to make my feelings known through the medium of claymation [...] Continue Reading…

The Dude Posts Random Thoughts In A Particular Order And Continues Referring To Himself In The Third Person, A Phenomenon For Which He May Be Blaming The Boondocks

In order of most important? Alphabetical? Funniest?

No.

The following thoughts are listed in the order most likely to save the world.

Begin:

Two fairly hyped comedies have come out the past week. [...] Continue Reading…

The Dude Sees The Dark Knight Again And It Makes Him Feel Less Funny Inside But Still Makes Him Wonder If People Will Be Ultimately Disappointed With The Movie Even THough He Is Less So.

So I had a hot lesbian-less screening of the top grossing opening weekend film of all time. And I liked it better. Sure hot lesbians are great. But I [...] Continue Reading…

The Dark Knight Makes The Dude Feel Funny Inside

Just wanted to let people know that The Dark Knight is out.

In theaters that play the motion pictures that is.

For those who haven’t heard about [...] Continue Reading…

George Carlin Is Dead

We’ve lost a few notables lately but this one hit me harder than the rest. Harder then even I would have guessed. Tim Russert’s death bothered me, Sydney Pollack’s [...] Continue Reading…