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The Dude Posts Random Thoughts In A Particular Order And Continues Referring To Himself In The Third Person, A Phenomenon For Which He May Be Blaming The Boondocks

In order of most important? Alphabetical? Funniest?

No.

The following thoughts are listed in the order most likely to save the world.

Begin:

Two fairly hyped comedies have come out the past week. Both were pretty well reviewed as these things go. I speak of Pineapple Express and Tropic Thunder. I’ve seen them both. And I have to say if, as has been put forth by writers of greater acclaim than I (meaning they were acclaimed at all), these are the funniest movies of the past year, I think it is no wonder I don’t laugh much anymore.

THis should probably make me feel good. I was worried my life had stripped me of whatever receptivity to humor as well as ability to engender laughter I had. But maybe it’s not me. Maybe there just really isn’t anything all that funny out there. If this is the apex than Sweet Bloody Christ-Stick we’re an unfunny people.

I guess it’s possible the worried about decaying of my own sense of humor and wit could be responsible for not thinking these movies are brilliant comedies. But I still think I have some review chops and good instincts left over even if I lack the hope, meaning, and purpose that used to drive them. And these aren’t great movies. And judging by the crowds I saw them with I wasn’t the only one not prostrate with guffaws.

And if you’ve ever been prostrated by a case of the guffaws you know what a bittersweet affliction this can be.

Now neither of these flicks was horrid. Pineapple Express is a stoner comedy from the Freaks And Geeks alumni associated with Judd Apatow. It’s in that vain. Apatow’s movie’s themselves have been acclaimed as the great comedies of our time. THis generation’s John Hughes.

If so I weep for the future.

That’s a line from a Hughes movie by the way. If 10 people read this maybe 3 will have known that. If they are under 30 probably none of them will.

But who cares? Life moves on. Moves pretty fast even. Fine. But still if these movies are someday looked at as the Breakfast Clubs or Ferris Bueller’s of their time I gotta think we’re missing something and great comedy may now only be found on You Tube and Fox News.

And perhaps at the Country Music Awards.

Seriously, just the idea it. Awards for the best Country music!

Shit that’s funny stuff.

Anyhow, Apatow’s Superbad was very well thought of last year along with Knocked Up. Both were ok. Really, really ok. But Knocked Up was pretty boring upon a second viewing on cable recently and Superbad rarely prostrated me. It was a mostly guffawless experience even if a modestly pleasant one. It’s pleasantness I suspect was mostly due to Michael Cera who kicks all kinds of ass and who deserves to fuck every starlet in Hollywood starting with Megan Fox who he should impregnate and then force to give the baby up to Angelina Jolie in return for Cera letting Jolie fuck him too.

Speaking of him, Juno even got an Oscar bid. Solid movie. Labeled a comedy. But again, not especially a prostrating experience. Same goes of those I watched it with in a theater in Rheinbeck. And if anyone knows comedy it’s the 6 figure salaried folks of Rhinebeck god damn it! I mean their Hannaford is so freaking clean and stately it’s got to be some kind wry ironic joke. These are a gifted people. And yet there was just appreciative chuckles.

Chuckles i say.

But I heard Juno talked of as a Say Anything for this generation. And I could kind of see that. But I still couldn’t help thinking this is sad. Say Anything wasn’t hilarious but it’s eternally quotable. Will youngsters today be quoting Juno 20 years from now? Probably not. They’ll have their work cut out for them just keeping track of all Michael Cera’s love children as they start coming of age and impregnating starlets at an exponential rate that future mathematicians will have to come up with a formula to track. This formula will feature the critical equation MC= S x F squared where MC is Michael Cera and S and F starlets and fucking that Cera has done.

Squared.

And at a velocity to be determined by his mass at the time.

If you know what I mean.

Anyway, back to recent well received comedies. I saw the first Harold And Kumar movie recently. Netflixed it.

With all these recent comedy viewings of mine you can probably tell by now that I have been pretty desperate to find something to laugh about here. And laugh I did. Occasionally. And decidedly without prostration.

When the fuck is someone going to do something to my prostrating needs!?

But the White Castle movie was still pretty damn formulaic and the humor nothing all that special. And yet it, along with the aforementioned comedies are highly thought of. At least for their time. So that’s why I wonder if we’re in unfunny times and if that’s contributing to my inability to form a smile.

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Anyway I will touch on the Tropic Thunder controversy and say that protesters, and this includes my old agency UG-ARC (as I found out tonight from a friend who works there), are really a bunch of whiny ass liberals without any sense of humor.

Now this may sound hypocritical in light of the previous passages of this post as well as my own ill formed attempts at humor in said post. But these people haven’t even seen the movie. It’s really not taking shots at retarded people. It’s making fun of Tom Hanks, Dustin Hoffman, and all the other pretty boy actors who turn in sugar coated version of the mentally retarded that have little to do with reality. But of course ours is a culture that deals in reality the way a cat deals with a mouse: pounce on it, kill it, consume the evidence and call it a meal.

Or something more analogous.

People don’t want truth and Hollywood is glad to not give it to them.

But some of these self involved do gooders want to sway people from seeing a movie because they’re more liberal about retarded people now than about free speech. The Simple Jack and whole “full retard,” segment was one of the few truly funny and observant aspects of the movie and these idiots want it removed!

So is all me or are we dispossessing ourselves of real humor? Did Carlin take it with him? Fuck even he wasn’t always that funny. But he prostrated me at times and damn it what more can a man ask of another?

Back to retarded people: I frakking work with these people. Manage a program of 10 of them. I truly care for some of these guys. Have affection for them even. And the “full retard,” segment with Robert Downey Jr and Ben Stiller rang true and was damn straight on funny. Also echoed things I’ve said about Hollywood depictions of the mentally disabled.

And let me just say this now that I bring him up: Robert Downey Jr is the most watchable actor in film. Bar none. He rocks. Without him this movie would have been a total waste of time. The other great moment came with his “For 400 hundred years,” speech to the other black actor, an actor probably destined to be known as that other black actor despite being the only black actor. This in itself is a bit of genius that redeems a movie that needed more funny and less blowing things up.

Speaking of good parts. Pineapple Express’s crucifixion joint was pretty funny. So was “Fuck Jeff Goldblum.” A few other things as well, but this still wasn’t as good as an episode of Freaks And Geeks of which this could have been a mini reunion of with just the two freaks Rogen and Franco getting together and possibly not remembering that they hung out together in school and had a band before one became a seller of weed and the other a process server who smokes a lot of it.

But is was ok. And that seems to be good enough today. I’m ok, you’re ok, we’re all ok. But I don’t feel ok and though I’m not prepared to blame this on Seth Rogen or Ben Stiller, or even that Kumar fellow who was a terrorist on 24, I am serving notice.

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Journey taught us how to love. Indeed how to believe. And what have we given them? Nothing.

I think this is wrong and I intend to do something about it. Sometime in the future you’ll be hearing more from me about the Journey Fund. It’s a non profit set up I’m creating to give back.

To Journey.

I’m hoping to pass out donation baskets at concerts and then move on to movie theaters. Hopefully we’ll even get a big advertising spot somewhere in Fenway Park.

Because it’s about time.

For god’s sake they had to regroup, make another album with new material, and go on tour. Without Steve Perry!

And the new guy sounds just like him!

This a tantamount to the pagan worship of other gods and false idols. Thou shalt not worship other Steve Perry’s. It has been written. Or should have been. At least on a bathroom stall somewhere or something. The movie can’t go on and on and on without Perry. He wrote the fucking movie!

Clearly these are musicians in need for they have resorted to desperate measures that may doom us all.

So when the collection basket comes around won’t you please welcome it with open arms before we go our separate ways?

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Been watching 2nd season Boondocks and it’s seriously fucking with my mind. I’m walking around talking about stacking my paper, my hoes, and having to fight very big urges to greet people at work with, “what up my nigger?” I don’t want to be one of these appropriators of black culture that the show itself as well as RDJ sort of make fun of in Tropic Thunder. But god damn it’s cool like a motherfucker up in here!

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Speaking of tv there are some new shows I’ve discovered a bit late in the game but have caught up on or am catching up on. One is Mad Men. Pretty heavy look at the world of the early 60′s to this point and the insides of a Madison Ave advertising agency and the people who work there. THe show is that kind of show where you may not want to watch because it sounds boring but when you start watching you can’t stop. It’s riveting the way a peep hole is riveting. It’s like listening in on the lives of real people you sort of wish you were but who wish they weren’t.

Entourage. About to start it’s 5th season next month I’ve been catching up. After initially watching most of season 1 a year or so back and not getting into it all that much I’ve become a bit addicted to it during the run of watching seasons 2-4. Really fun show with a nice whiff of realism. And Jeremy Piven is the man as Ari. Ari should be Michael Cera’s agent and help sign him to lucrative deals to fuck and impregnate starlets. Because that’s what Michael Cera needs to do and Ari would understand this and get it done.

The Wire. Still on the first season. Really well written as far as realistic dialog and situations. It does seem a bit pretentious in its disdain for conventional drama at times. I mean, I want a little entertainment value. if I didn’t I’d go try and become a Baltimore cop.

I do see why it got such critical acclaim though and appreciate it for those reasons. But I can also see why no one watched it and it didn’t get nominated for any Emmys. But I’m still early in to it and if there is one person out there who reads this and decides to wait to get into it until after The Dude has passed final judgement, i will try to not let you down.

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And back to the greatness of Robert Downey Jr. In a recent interview he had the following to say about The Dark Knight:

“My whole thing is that that I saw ‘The Dark Knight’. I feel like I’m dumb because I feel like I don’t get how many things that are so smart. It’s like a Ferrari engine of storytelling and script writing and I’m like, ‘That’s not my idea of what I want to see in a movie.’ I loved ‘The Prestige’ but didn’t understand ‘The Dark Knight’. Didn’t get it, still can’t tell you what happened in the movie, what happened to the character and in the end they need him to be a bad guy. I’m like, ‘I get it. This is so high brow and so f–king smart, I clearly need a college education to understand this movie.’ You know what? F-ck DC comics. That’s all I have to say and that’s where I’m really coming from.”

Agree or disagree this guy is awesome and should have lots of babies. IF he were a woman he would be a perfect genetic incubator for Michael Cera DNA. But he, at the last, is a man. And a magnificent one who must merely stand side by side with Cera as sexual avatars of our humorless age.

The Dude Sees The Dark Knight Again And It Makes Him Feel Less Funny Inside But Still Makes Him Wonder If People Will Be Ultimately Disappointed With The Movie Even THough He Is Less So.

So I had a hot lesbian-less screening of the top grossing opening weekend film of all time. And I liked it better. Sure hot lesbians are great. But I didn’t spend my $9 to be teased by them. I spent it to see Chistopher Nolan follow up my favorite Batman movie ever. One that washed clean the dirt put onto my soul by the stupid and evil Tim Burton and his successors as well as the ego fest that was Jack Nicholson being Jack Nicholson while playing The Joker.

Mmmm hot lesbians……

I digress.

Upon a second viewing I was able to appreciate some plot points and follow the crime story angle more fully. And it worked better; for the most part. I think a lot of people are going to find this part of the film too crime procedural and if so they’re not going to love the movie or return for further viewing as I did. Lesbians or no lesbians. I’ve already heard some discontent regarding that aspect of the film. I understand it and felt some of it myself. More so the first time I saw it than the next. I can’t blame that all on the lesbians. The movie is more complex than your average superhero movie and…..

Mmm I wonder where they are now……the lesbians I mean.

Concentrate!!!

I think many people are like me in that comics and the movies they spawn have become a more satisfying mythology for a more secular age. We want gods and heroes and the old time symbols really don’t cut it anymore. For all the criticism of the last Superman I liked it because Supes had that aura of the exemplar. He still felt like he was a selfless and benevolent power who was greater than us despite his unexplainable and ongoing Lois Lane fetish. Maybe his mom was a bitchy, selfish and dismissive whore. I don’t know. Just think Superman could do better. So could Clark for that matter considering he’s the same guy except for a pair of glasses.

Digressing again.

Ok, so I think most people go to superhero movies to be wowed and for a sense of wonder. They want that uplifting Superman score of old as our hero does something we can’t do and elevates the human condition. Let’s face it, comic books are to a large extent a replacement for religious mythology. Much of that old time myth making and hero making was about creating an image of man to aspire to and to lay the groundwork towards finding the greatness in us; or at least imagine it’s in us for that time we invest in the characters or in the case of religion the church of choice and its chief tenets.

Superman can leave me feeling awed in the presence of something greater than myself. Religion doesn’t do that for me so I turn to the new myths like comics, tv and movies. Now Batman has never been that archetype of total goodness and selflessness. And The Dark Knight makes him darker and less heroic that usual. In doing so the movie didn’t have that sense of wonder. The dark side of it is ok with me. I was always attracted more to Batman than Supes growing up because of that dark and more human side. But in a movie which is a rare event you kind of want some spectacle and magic and TDK is in many ways more of a crime procedural and exploration of character.

The Dark Knight really isn’t going to offer much in the way of the kind of uplift your average audience person is expecting when they step into a hyped superhero movie. Not in an obvious heavy handed way that modern audiences seem to need to feel like they’re getting it. Besides being a crime procedural it’s also playing with some ideas regarding the nature of heroism that are a bit obtuse. It’s debatable how much value there is in this exploration since ultimately this is still based on a comic book. Despite some comparisons it’s not The Godfather II. There are limitations in the comic universe. As good as Christopher Nolan has been at grounding this series in something approaching reality you’re steal dealing with characters and basic themes forged in 2 dimensions with its origins in black and white comic book subtext.

Now I should warn Bob or anyone who has not seen this movie that the rest of this post will probably have plenty of spoilers. So stop reading now.

Modern comics have advanced a lot on the depth of storytelling though. Hell, Time called The Watchmen one of the 100 greatest novels of all time. And The Dark Knight is a modern Batman by way of the Frank Miller inspired tales that offer more depth and substance along with more darkness. But it’s still based on a guy who runs around in a bat suit chasing after a guy with clown paint and another who flips coins to decide things because his face is split in two.

Nolan does a great job in making all these characters feel as 3 dimensional and plausible as possible. But there are still times when I feel like I’m stretching my credulity a bit. Harvey Dent’s coin feels most definitely like a comic book contrivance. His transformation into a villain felt far too sudden and rushed. And the payoff with Batman’s decision to become the villain so Gotham could keep its heroic symbol just feels a bit arch and unmerited. I like the idea, I really do. I think it was a dramatic turn and that it offers nice possibilities for part 3. But to buy it as a real necessity within his world I think you have to buy into the premise that Gotham is full of fragile drones that would fall apart without a symbol, even a dead one.

I’m coolish with allowing Batman to become a truer hero by taking the fall and letting everyone think he’s a villain. That endgame is all good. But getting there and feeling good about that destination would have required a little more convincing that Gotham’s citizens are an emotionally fragile and needy bunch of pussies.

Personally I’m not one for the idea of modern major metropolitan cities being that uniformly unstable. I might buy it more if you kept the comic-y Gotham of the first movie or even the evil Tim Burton’s. But in the Gotham of Dark Knight which is actually Chicago with that sense of real City expansiveness and depth, it’s somehow harder to buy.

On the other hand it’s easier in TDK’s Chicago-Gotham to buy people not being on to Bruce Wayne as well as the Joker being impossible to find without Bruce violating civil rights. In the Burton or Batman Begins Gotham there’s sense of claustrophobia and surreality to the city that feels like it could conceptualize some fragility and cloistered myopia of its citizenry. Those Gotham’s had a more otherworldly feel and so it would be easier for me to buy into the populace having abnormal responses and dependencies like the isolated and abused wife or child that is still emotionally dependent on the abuser they live with and the methods of abuse.

But those other Gotham’s also felt small and lent themselves towards feeling like everyone, including its media and law enforcement would have to be a bit retarded to not figure out that Bruce Wayne is Batman. But in a real metropolis like NY or Chicago which is the city of TDK’s Gotham, even a billionaire can get a little lost and have room to maneuver. People would occasionally figure it out, and someone does in TDK, but it’s not the can of corn it felt like it should have been in the other Batman incarnations.

Plus with Gordon on his side the police were never going to look that hard. Until now at least.

And even if the method used by Batman to violate Gotham’s privacy seemed a bit dubious, it makes sense that he’d have to resort to it to find a madman like The Joker amongst a city of such vastness. And finding him, along with that crime procedural in which he hid himself and his intent was well done and had a legitimate mounting tension really heightened by a good score. Hopefully in time that score will become even more associated with TDK’s building crescendo of tragedy and less with a mounting interest in how far two hot lesbians are willing to go right in front of me.

Mmmm mounting lesbian tension…..

Be strong Dude.

Ledger was great if debatably a tad self-indulgent. But he definitely steals his scenes and brings a contradictory sense of chaotic purpose to the role and to the movies themes. I felt a little unresolved as far as he went. Wanting closure.

Not unlike with the lesbians.

And I think closure may have come later. With The Joker. Not the lesbians. Nolan said Burton made a mistake in killing his Joker inferring that he wasn’t going to kill him for a reason. And Ledger was supposedly signed for a third movie. So I think they were going someplace else with him. Unfortunately his storyline will never get full closure now.

And in honor of him I end this review without any either.

The Best Things Ever

There’s some stuff I’ve liked a lot lately and think others should like a lot too.

On TV
The HBO series John Adams.

It’s a 7 parter. 3 have aired. I’ve seen 2 so far with the 3rd waiting for me on the greatest invention since electricity was harnessed. The show looks great. It does a great job of feeling like a real 18th Century colonial/revolutionary America. You can really just slip into the time period surrounded by vivid architectural imagery, clothing, and an overall sense of newness, growth, and quaintness that must have been such an intoxicating mix to those who were part of the grand venture that was this burgeoning English colony as it erupted into an independent country and power.

That venture brings to mind what many still think of as the American experiment. And the idea of that, or rather maybe even the Idea of America in the Platonic sense is something I feel vibrating through the shows words, images, and music. Already it has had its moments to stir the emotions and make one proud, or at least feel lucky to be connected to such a project. You can feel the import of the decisions made at the Continental Congress in Philadelphia. The ethical principle Adams defends during the trial of the soldiers accused in the so called Boston Massacre is brought to life and in some moments vividly captures the best of what we would like to believe we are.

There are moments during the first 2 parts when i wish I was a politician so i could fight more closely for some of these principles that were amongst the strongest and noblest of our foundations. This gets stirring enough that a higher principle is evoked, a brighter passion stoked, and a desire to see the great experiment to a worthy future awakened. Surely I’d want to also kick out those weakest hypocrisies also so much a part of the experiment. Because of course there those dark elements in the American soul and character. Some are touched on here and some are not. Even in some of the nobler and most complete portraits of the period I don’t get that sense of yet another war or revolution that is more about the middle to upper classes clamoring for even more rather than the lowest classes. And yet it’s often those lower classes paying the price as far as blood shed and lives lost.

While men like Adams seem to have a real concern for the less fortunate lives they are inevitably sending to their deaths for this fight I’m not sure there was ever that practical awareness of the aristocratic divide that continues to widen in this country. But there was a balance in that there was a George Washington on the front lines even if he wasn’t put in positions of most danger and there were generally agreements regarding the shooting of officers. But there was still a much higher ethic and nobility to a man like him and a sense of being much more deserving to preside over a nation. Those ideals he possessed and that people around him in positions of power recognized and rewarded are that much more accentuated and blown up in the face of the chickenhawk pieces of shit sending others to die for them in this country now.

There were noble elements to the revolution and noble men with grand ideas and evolved sensibilities even if they weren’t aware of some of their own hypocrisy. Not that all of them weren’t though. For instance the slave hypocrisy was something they were aware of. There’s a scene in part 2 when Jefferson shows Ben Franklin and Adams his first draft of the Declaration and though it is apparent all 3 men want this eloquent document to stand as a voice for humanity rather than just the free colonies they know it is not an argument that can be won in that time and place. Basically it came down to one battle at a time. Whether they could have fought harder and still presided over independence from Britain and a successful growth of the American economy and helped avoid the Civil War a century later is debatable.

We also get a good look at Ben Franklin. At least in part 2. Hopefully more to come. He figures in something else I’m going to recommend in this post. To me he’s a quintessential American figure. I love his sense of humor, his pragmatism, his skepticism, and many other qualities that made him who he was and helped shape America more than the religion he scoffed at and which so many today try to fool people into thinking this country was founded upon.

There’s a scene in part 2 where Adams is trying to get his vote on declaring independence and he asks Franklin if he ever says what’s on his mind. BF says something to the effect that he’s very much against doing that and that people thinking out loud is a habit much responsible for most of mankind’s misery.

I really get and relate to that. BF was a guy who could read things including his own powerlessness to effect some of those things. But he knew how to maneuver within the framework of the way things were or were going. This doesn’t mean he went with the prevailing winds. He was a rationalist who clearly believed in the scientific approach and derided the ignorance and superstition around him but he knew change came in stages and he made practical and considered decisions. He was the kind of man who looked at the evidence and made a decision based on those circumstances rather than wedding himself to any school of thought, political faction, religion, or group.

I kind of see him and Mark Twain as the best of pre 20th Century America and though I see them as quintessentially American I take liberties in doing so since unfortunately their way of seeing the world and examining it is not exactly the norm in this country. But their inspiration and influence is still there. Despite everything we still may be the funniest, most satirically advanced, and maybe even the most practical country in history. The Ben Franklin’s are the foundation of that even as they battled against some of those other scarier traits instilled in us by racists and the Puritans.

And watching this series combined with other historical pieces I’ve seen and things I’ve read I’m starting to believe the key to these generations, the qualities that separate them from ourselves and our own leaders, was the wigs.

I always wondered why everyone wore them and I think I know. They conferred super mental powers. What if they equalized everyone physically so that the mental could operate unencumbered worrying about how they looked. Let’s face it, most of us are almost always aware of how we look and at least a little conscious of how we are being perceived physically by others around us at any given moment. It takes a lot of mental energy and focus away from us. But those generation from our Founding Fathers going back to England and France of the Baroque fixed it so everyone in a non physical job category had the same hair. No one had to sit there in a meeting thinking “how does my hair look.” It looked like the guy next to him with the bad wig. And since everyone looks kind of bad with a bad wig who cared? They could concentrate on founding democratic systems and cool stuff like that.

Brilliant deduction on my part?

Or brilliant observation on my part?

You make the call.

Anyway, John Adams. Watch it. First 3 are on On Demand so those with cable have no excuse.

Jericho.
It’s over now. The final show ever though there are rumors of a possible sci fi channel pick up. Pretty satisfying ending though certainly with room for more if they have an opportunity. Basically the next segment would detail the next American Civil War as a new history is carved out with guys like Hawkins and Jake being our Adams and Washington’s.

I stand by the shows realism even there are many who feel it was silly and preposterous at times. THis show was so much a reality I can see this country facing someday. They had to rush somethings at the end that could have stood a more reasonable and lengthy set up like the way they got that nuke to the Texas faction. And though the involvement of Ravenwood, a Blackwater type private fighting force wreaks of reality to me, I think the person they ultimately gave responsibility to for the original country wide attacks doing it as an anti Ravenwood/corporate government move was a stretch. But that was part of what felt rushed. I’m not sure they would have gone there in such a tidy way if they had a certain future.

The frightening thing is that he was right in that a Ravenwood and their Government lackies don’t have to effect such drastic changes to remake America in their image. They’re already doing it slowly but surely. And while blowing it all up from within didn’t stop them it might be all that’s left if things keep going the way they are and if there’s anyone left in such a position who wants to change things.

But I thought it was kind of stupid of this nuclear scientist guy to think Ravenwood and their political faction would be weakened by such chaos. They would and did thrive. IF you really think about it and the Blackwater’s and Halliburton’s continue to become a private DOD, FEMA, police force, etc what happens when opportunity overseas dries up?

American Idol:
I’m not so much talking about the show itself as far as something I’m high on right now or recommending. Rather there’s one guy on it who actually kicks some solid ass. David Cook. He’s done 2 or 4 covers I’d actually put on a disc and listen to again. His “Hello,” “Eleonor Rigby,” and “Billie Jean,” were really frakking good. Very unique and original. And he plays some guitar which is always nice to see with someone trying to pass themselves off as a musician as most of these Idol mariah Carey/Whitney Houston want to be losers try and do.

Books
The Last Withfinder by James Morrow.

I love James Morrow.

Few know who he is even within the sci fi community even though what he does has been mostly categorized as satirical sci fi. Copies of his books are hard to find in book stores. But he kicks ass. He has a new book called The Philosopher’s Apprentice out which i did see at Barnes & Noble the other day. But I’m here to talk about his previous book which I just read after it his paperback.

Morrow has always been great at satire and thoughtful philosophic/theological humor but shows in TLW that he can do historical fiction just as well. Even with my expectations for a Morrow book being dashed as I read on and realized I wasn’t meant to laugh as much as in previous works, by about 100 pages in I started to revel in the book’s prose and purpose just as thoroughly as I’ve reveled in Morrow’s previous works of satire.

The story takes place in late 17th and early 18th century England and America with a stopover on a Carribean island and includes a heavy presence of the aforementioned Ben Franklin. Morrow does a nice job mixing Franklin in a major way that could actually coincide with known real events in the mans younger years though obviously don’t really represent real events. The main character is Jennet and we follow her throughout her life as she goes on a licaraesque journey through a time that represents a sort of nexus from superstition to rationality and enlightenment. Her fight to end witchtrials and the killing of mostly women accused of witches is the crux of the book. Morrow makes an interesting choice to have the story narrated by another book. It is Newton’s Principia Mathematica that takes us on Jennet’s journey and the device leads to some nice interludes dealing with the importance of books and the evolution of thought.

A great thing about Morrow is that he has a clear purpose in writing his books. While you might suggest that every author has one as well, I can’t say that they link a greater purpose with an interesting narrative in a syncretic fashion very often or very well. And with TLW I felt a clear a sense of meaning. This is a book with a purpose. And for a book with the conceit of being written by another book and making much of the evolutionary growth and connection of books, much like blocks of DNA in a sort of natural selection of thought, saying this one is worthy progeny of the best qualities and purposes of earlier works is probably the best compliment I can give it.

But i must also add that besides its themes Morrow deserves a lot of credit for utilizing a writing style that was a departure for him. Not only does he get away with it but he created a flowing narrative that was not only readable and more epic and rollicking than past works, he did so in what I found to be an addictive manner. The language and style he uses was compulsively readable in its ability to be direct, to invoke the era, and to find a poetic groove that was neither too arch, nor too trite for the subject matter.

One of the best books I’ve read in years.

For anyone interested in his more satirical works check out Only Begotten Daughter about Jesus sister, the daughter of god living in Atlantic City in the modern era.

The Godhead Trilogy starting with Towing Jehovah.

And, This Is The Way The World Ends.

I need to reread all of them and check out the couple of his books I haven’t read plus the new one though I want to spread out new Morrow since it’s rare. So i may wait on The Philosopher’s Apprentice for a bit.

Movies
Into The Wild

First off, though most know the basic story this is based on and there might be some who don’t. For those this is a spoiler. i will tell you how it ends.

I was skeptical heading into this. I wanted to see it when it was out in theaters but didn’t go out of my way because I thought Sean Penn, who directed it, and Eddie Vedder, as much as I love him, who did the music, to take part in a version of the Chris McCandless story I figured to be too one sided and sanctimonius. Sure If I knew anyone who was willing to do see it I would still have gone but though going to movies alone has become a regular staple in my dotage I generally avoid it unless it’s something i really want to see.
So I Netflixed it. And I’m here to say I was wrong. Not only was I wrong but some of the media and internet opinions I’d come across indicating it was indeed too biased were wrong. I had read much of the book written about Chris and found him naive, arrogant, a bit stupid, and frankly full of shit. I sympathized with aspects of his character but I thought he went too far and took himself too seriously.
But to my surprise Penn made an even handed movie that mixed youthful passion and idealism with it’s attendent arrogance and naivete. I don’t think it accounted for its leads lack of preparedness quite enough and an opportunity for a wonderfully symbolic paen to it was neglected at the end in a final shot that could have given us a piece of information Penn left out. That info being that Chris died pretty close to a waystation that he’d have known was there if he bothered to bring a map.
But not only is this the best looking movie I’ve seen in a while, but I think overall Penn did a good job creating a sympathetic character many of us can relate to at one time in our lives but one that has a mental journey as well as a physical one and in so traveling discovers some truths about life and society. And they’re not always the truths I expected. They may not even have been the truths Chris himself found before his end. There were writings of his found but Penn does take some liberties in interpreting some things and imagining exactly where Chris was at at the end. But as a movie character traveling within a narrative with begenning, middle and end, he takes a satisfying journey even though it winds up where anyone with a little information going in knew it was going to end up.

The Assasination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford.
I think i’m the only person who thinks Casey Affleck should have won best supporting actor over Javier Bardem in No Country For Old Men. But I really do. Bardem’s performance was good but overated. I’ve seen similar portraits of stoic evil before. But Ben’s little brother creates a portrait of cloying opportunism, jealousy, cowardice, and false humility that was really unique and masterly portrayed.

And the move, though maybe a little overlong was generally riveting and interesting. Like Into The Wild it was also a great looking movie. There Will Be Blood and No Country For old Men got a lot of hype for how epic in scope they were with portraits of large and grand vistas. Indeed they were cinematically good looking movies though neither stood out in that regard to me. Into The Wild and TAOJJBTCRF did stand out. These are both beautiful lookoing movies that had much more more breadth of viual scope to them.

While NCFOM may have been the most interesting movie overall last year the 2 mentioned above may have been better. I thought they were certainly better than the other movies nominated for best film.

Mr Brooks.
Not getting into too much. But a good little film noir flick with Kevin Costner playing a stalwart community icon who likes to watch couples have sex and then kill them. not a great movie but a much better one than i expected.

Baseball:
It’s back. Mets open Monday.
Yes they will ost probably be dissapointing. I think Willie is fired by mid season. Probably before the end of June.
But it’s comforting to know there will be meaningful Baseball games going on almost every day until the end of OCtober.

Obama:
I’ve been over the reasons in prior posts so i’m not going into all that makes him one of the Best Things Ever. But he just keeps on rising above and having a great response to whatever Hillary throws his way. Meanwhile Team Entitlement, which is what I call Hillary’s campaign now, continues to look pathetic and desparate. Last week Hillary got exposed in her embellishing of that Bosnia visit even though the contradictory evidence was right there on tape. Then she tried to play it off as sleep deprivation. Which brought to mind her 3 a.m. phone call campaign that took voted from Obama in Texas. If she starts getting facts wrong and losing her mind when she’s sleepy is she the person we want getting up for that late night call with the fate of the world hanging in the balance?

And then there was her constant contradictions as she continues to tear her opponent down, even to the point of praising McCain over him and then when she’s asked about polls indicating these tactics would hurt whoever wins an is sending some democrats to McCain she begs people not to make that mistake. Then the next day her and Bill are right back out there putting her and McCain on a different playing field than Obama.

She sucks and Obama keeps rocking. Relative to her suckage Barack Obama just becomes so much more The Best Thing Ever.

Manhattan:
Spent a day there Tuesday at and around MSG. even though i was working and seriously stressed out I am in awe of that City. Being thee at night is like being in the middle of an epic production. It’s almost unreal.
And girls in hockey jerseys and baseball caps are The Best Thing Ever.

It is unfortunate that I can’t live there or date any of these girls.
But I can still appreciate their BTE-ness.

Half Nelson

Finally got around to seeing this small independent offering that garnered its star Ryan Gossling a best actor nomination at this years Oscars. It’s a strange film that had a strange effect on me as I tried to come to terms with how I felt about these characters. On one level you’re getting a movie dabbling with the trite and cliched Hollywood great white hope as a caucasian teacher diligently tries to reach inner city black kids. On another level it’s about an incorrigible junkie who happens to be that white teacher who’s not all that diligent. And it’s a kid caught between a vaguely creepy relationship with him and the pull of the streets put on her by the far more appealing drug dealer character pulling her into the life that put her brother in prison.

Gossling is Dan Dunn, a rebellious, anti-authoritarian teacher that only briefly suggests the kind of Dead Poets Society captain of young souls before you quickly realize that some of his anti-establishment stance is the weak vestiges of his long since shipwrecked and defeated idealism. Now he’s just bitter, angry, and unable to connect with people. It’s a testimony to how good both the acting and writing is in this movie that you get a sense of these things while being given so little overtly. For instance you only see Dunn’s family once for about 5 minutes and everything from his addiction, to his anger, to his inability to open up come through from the way everyone in his family holds a wine glass constantly, the way his father looks at him and makes light of his job, and his mothers unspoken concern and barely suppressed restraint. His parents are apparently 60′s liberals and we can see in Dunn’s directionless rants about Iraq and the polls showing how people still think there are WMD’s and a connection between Iraq and Al-Quada, how that liberal ideal has become that shipwrecked anger. It’s there in between the lines which reveal the connection to his family and his own inner turmoil.

And all while spending a very short time giving us these clues or examining his behavior.

The subtle way this and more of what is happening in the main characters lives comes across is so understated I think people are going to either just completely not get it or have it really get under their skin and effect them. Count me among the latter. For the former I think they’ll find this a boring and pointless movie. For those like me in the second category this was almost dangerously revealing.

One theme stated early on through Dunn’s history class concerns opposing forces and how conflict changes things. The movie illustrates some of this through video accompanying the kids oral reports about key moments Dunn has them research as punishment for making fun of other classmates. We get a vision of the civil rights movement, gay rights, political activism inspired by union activist Mario Salvo and the U.S. role in that other 9-11 when we helped take out the democratically elected Salvador Allende in Chile to install Pinochet. Dunn has wanted to write a kids book about the dialectic process and how it changes history.

And yet in a movie with a character almost archly obsessed with opposing forces and that Socratic dialectic you’ve got a movie in which neither of the two opposing forces I mentioned pulling at the girl are quite worthy of rooting for.

At least not overtly. There are too many shades of grey here. Neither Gossling or the charismatic dealer are bad. Both are likable. Gossling is also pathetic at times. The dealer misguided and self-serving. But that’s part of the appeal of the movie. It’s partly about growing up. For both main characters, teacher and pupil. And that’s not always a clean or clear cut process. And the movie doesn’t necessarily make it clear how successful either character will be. But they are changed. They go about quietly noticing things and showing those subtle signs of maturity that could easily pass for adaptation or inner strength depending on your way of looking at things.

There’s a point in the movie, I think it’s in the scene with his family, when someone pulls out the Marlo Thomas 70′s staple of growing up, “Free To Be You And Me,” and puts it on the record player. I have vaguely fond memories of listening to that thing and in some small part being shaped by it. I know a lot of people my age do. I recognized the LP album cover as soon as it appeared. I can remember holding it my hands and looking at its now oversized vinyl album cover and studying the lyrics inside.

Maybe it was brought out here to juxtapose the less bright and sweet reality of growing up the movie suggests. Maybe it was there to show how even when you’re a bit older like Gossling in his late 20′s-early 30′s or his parents who probably discovered the feel good kids album of individuality, many of us making up a generation raised by hippies and video games, still playing them, watching Star Wars, and buying more shiny toys like CD’s and DVD players, have a much more amorphous relationship with growing up than is usually presented as normal. Perhaps a crippled one compared to previous generations before the Baby Boomer parents.

Either way i enjoyed its inclusion and how it underscored the more sullen optimism of the movie. Through contradiction that is. As in opposing forces I guess. I’ve always been a fan of that dialectic process and a big believer that it’s at the core of a true democracy. Half Nelson shows how that process isn’t always as clean and black and white as we want it to be.

Who Killed The Electric Car?

Just when I was beginning to think Al Gore also invented the documentary I was reminded that there are other great ones out there using the theatrical format to focus scrutiny and attention on under covered topics. And doing it in an entertaining way as well. I finally got around to seeing Who Killed The Electric Car and it made me wonder how An Inconvenient Truth won the best documentary Oscar. I liked the latter but WKTEC was an even more impressive movie and better ride (pun intended).

Part of it is that most of the stuff covered by Gore’s doc was pretty well known information to me and alot of other people. Gore somehow managed to make it simpler, more lucid and understandable. But there’s stuff in WKTEC I was surprised by. And as I was being surprised I was entertained more than AIT because I was out of the realm of power point presentations and into what felt like a real murder mystery procedural with characters I cared about even though some of them were cars.

I knew there were electric vehicles out there a few years back and like most people I fell prey to what this movie proves to me was a concerted effort by GM and others to deligitimize and undermine not only the technology but their own product. I thought of these cars as slow moving, ponderously up-kept and charged-up, boxy vestibules catering to wealthy liberal movie stars.

But Toyota, Ford and particularly GM engineered and produced a pretty effective car. GM’s was pretty cool looking and sleek as well. These cars were loved, and I mean loved, by their owners. They had 0 emissions, cool interiors, a near silent running, and they were pretty fast to boot. Yeah they had to be charged every 70-100 miles but the beginning of an infrastructure of electric filling stations was coming along and there were burgeoning advances in battery power going on. Things looked so good the California Air Resources Board pushed their 0 emissions requirement on car makers as CARB saw the practicality and technology there to back it up.

Further investigation that sometimes literally follows the trail of transport trucks trying to take electric vehicles to demolish, indicate that the oil industry and car manufacturers then started pushing an anti EV campaign. A few years ago you may remember that the present Bush administration even got involved in backing a lawsuit against California for enforcing those emission standards. The federal government getting involved in a lawsuit, much less one pushed by oil and car companies is not a very common occurrence. It actually seems quite scandalous to me though of course not to the mainstream media who underreported it at the time.

All this led CARB to negotiating a compromise that asked the car companies to at least continue manufacturing the cars to meet consumer demand. This apparently only exacerbated the negative p.r. that flowed from everywhere regarding electric vehicles. You have to see the EV commercials GM ran to believe it. Gas powered cars get shiny vistas, climbing mountain sides, pretty models etc in their adds. These EV spots were dark and ominous. They were full of the shadows of families strewn across the pavement in what seemed a post apocalyptic landscape voiced over by a narrator that sounded creepy and neither quite male or female. There were posters of bleak landscapes with the car in the background and stuff like a scarecrow-ish humanoid figure lurching towards it like some nightmarish avatar.

I mean it’s real clear watching these that the car companies used all the focusing groups and sociological and psychological experts we know they use in advertising, to come up with something that would turn people off and leave them feeling uneasy. Not the usual approach to selling product.

And we even get what i considered the smoking gun in the form of an internal memo calling for ways to alleviate positive press for EV’s and decrease demand.

Two issues I had was the movies lack of information or speculation about two things. One was why automakers started manufacturing the cars to begin with. The other is some scientific testimony regarding the cars companies assertions that the production of electricity for these cars burns just as much fossil fuel. These two questions don’t diminish the evidence and even pathos created in the films examination of the killing of the EV though. And on the extras section of the DVD we do get stats based on recent studies to do give an indication that the coal burned for electricity to power these vehicles is far less damaging than what fossil fuels powering standard internal combustion engines do. I mean it doesn’t take too much mental effort or scientific background to to grasp that cars with 0 emissions coming from their tailpipes that keep the source of their power limited to factories with capturing facilities is a better alternative than factories combined with out of control ubiquitous tailpipes all over the country.

And as for the original motive to produce I can only guess that in the early stages of environmental pressures and technological advancement companies like GM can’t ignore a new technology. They have to have every corner covered in case it takes off. But given the chance to stay with the tried and true they will do that. We didn’t get seat belts or air bags out of the goodness of manufacturers hearts. We got them due to tireless activism by Ralph Nader.

I highly recommend this movie even if some of the funeral procession stuff in California is a bit flaky. There is still a genuine feeling of loss over the main character of this movie who is snuffed out before its prime. Maybe it’s because of its symbol of better things squashed by sinister and greedy forces or innocence lost to harsh realities. But when I saw those demolished cars lined up and piled on each other, taken off the roads forcibly by manufacturers apparently to remove their memories and influence, I couldn’t help but think of mass graves. The whole thing really did play out like a oil industry backed vehicular genocide or an environmental ethnic cleansing. It’s not like real human lives haven’t and won’t be lost due to the events coordinated by the Bush administration, auto manufacturers, big oil, and CARB. The number of kids with asthma and other serious lung and breathing issues will continue to grow. The climate will continue to be altered and countless lives lost. And as sure as Bush, a CEO at Exxon-Mobil or GM ripped thier necks open with a dagger the blood is on their hands.

Zodiac, The Departed, And Has The Bar On Great Movies Slipped?

Zodiac and The Departed. Two well received films by well respected Directors. Both are movies I enjoyed. In the case of The Departed I enjoyed it quite a bit. But did I see it and say, “That’s an award winner?”

Absolutely not.

And yet it did win. Actually I’ve been finding the quality of well reviewed films has been slipping for a few years now. Not to mention Academy Awards winners. So I ask this question: Has the quality of cinema slipped so much that not only Babel and Crash look like genius to many, but movies in general have a lowered bar for quality. Babel and Crash have that choir thing going on, but the other two movies mentioned above stand as films being judged for no other reason but themselves and their entertainment value. And they’re both good. But I was underwhelmed by both and I can’t shake the feeling that both these movies would have been middle of the pack in terms of reviews at one time. But in relative terms they look great because there really aren’t great movies made anymore.

I’m a David Fincher fan and was looking forward to Zodiac even though it’s based on a true story which would seem to limit the possibility of having the kind of fun we had in Seven and Fight Club. Or even Panic Room which for all its lack of weightiness was still an amazingly exciting and intense movie about a woman and kid trapped in a house by Forrest Whitaker and Jared Leto whose face is a map of the world.

Map of the world.

Anyway, Zodiac is about 2 and a half hours long. Which seemed a really long time to give to a serial killer who really wasn’t that interesting. He was never caught though the movie points a clear finger at one of the suspects who died a few years ago. Fincher tones his stylistic extravagances down to make this more about the story of the effects hunting this guy have on mainly 3 men. One is a cop played by Mark Ruffalo, another a reporter portrayed by Robert Downey Jr, and the main guy who wrote the book the movie is mostly based on, a cartoonist for the SF Chronicle that Downey works for as well. He’s played by Jake Gyllenhall who in a scene at Downey’s place, with Downey’s character slipping into oblivion and sitting around half dressed in a robe really worried me for a moment was going to get all Brokeback Mountain on Downey’s arse.

I will give credit for this to Gyllenhall for portraying a gay cowboy so well. That and my own idiocy.

But the movie has long patches of dullness playing out the crime procedural from an investigative point of view. And though this seemed pretty realistic there didn’t seem enough meat to the Zodiac’s story to warrant all this attention. Much of the films years cover periods when the killer is completely inactive. He didn’t actually kill that many people but seemed rather more noteworthy for his communications to the paper and police, which though a hint into his need for attention were also revelatory not of a great criminal mind but rather of a boring and uninteresting loser who happened to be doing what he was at the right time and in the right place.

This just contributed to that feeling that he didn’t warrant a 2.5 hour plus movie. And since his predominant motivation for writing letters seemed to be attention I also had to wonder if that 2.5 hour movie about him was really such a good idea even if it was more about 3 guys who tried to catch him then about him.

The fact that he didn’t get caught seemed to have more to do with the interdepartmental lack of communication and the limited technology available to all parties trying to find him in his peak years. As we see in the movie even the lack of reliable fax machines everywhere at the time play a role in coordinating the investigations. I was left with the impression that this guy would have been caught pretty quick if he was killing people in the 90′s or later. That and the impression that giving over this kind of cellulose time to a guy who was kind of stupid and lucky, to show how an era and its resources can effect things wasn’t enough of a part of the move to give me an overarching idea to make this movie stand out.

Some things did stand out though. Despite being toned down Zodiac manages to still look good. Fincher creates a nice 70′s era vibe for much of the film which actually covers 4 decades. And he still manages to make nice but understated use of some visual landscapes and music to stir the senses a bit. Fincher has a clear purpose and style here made to serve the story and create a mood. The length is perhaps part of that. But I still didn’t quite get a sense of those 4 decades being covered. There were allot of reminders typed on screen telling us one scene was a month, or 4 months, or a year, or 4 years, etc after the scene that proceeded it. But I still didn’t get a sense of that time passing. The characters never looked that much older though all these scene jumps add up to quite a bit of time by the later parts of the film. I just didn’t get that sense of time passing and the years wearing on the characters that many people have mentioned as being so well done and at the crux of the movies purpose.

There’s been allot of superlatives thrown at Zodiac and though I respect the effort and didn’t feel jipped for spending my $6 I was kind of glad I went to a matinee and didn’t spend $9.

Now on to The Departed. Some spoilers follow.

I watched this for the 2nd time the other day. In some ways I liked it more than when I saw it in the theater a few months ago. The movie certainly has some energy, snappy and interesting dialogue, and an attitude. I appreciated the first half even more than the first time. But I still felt the movie lacked a point and became in the end a needless and pointless foray into violence and bloodshed for its own sake.

I’ve always been a Martin Scorcese fan but there are times he does seem to glory in gore and find a bit too much sympathy for scumbags. While this seemed fun and relatively benign in the self contained world of misdeeds of Goodfellas, ironically based in a true story, it’s hard for me to find anything redeeming or sympathetic about characters who bring their bloodlust and corruption outside of La Famaglia in this fictional tale. DeCaprio’s character Costigan does deserve a measure of sympathy since he’s playing for the good guys and is one of the few who doesn’t actually kill anyone.

But any investment in his positive attributes gets no payoff. In the end it seems the movie takes great pains to show there is little distinction between him and Matt Damon’s, Sullivan.

There are also some questionable plot holes in the latter stages. Why did Costigan leave the station if he was going to bring Damon’s character in after meeting on the rooftop anyway? The guy he trusted that he called to the building for the arrest was there at the station. He didn’t seem the type to panic but that seems the only explanation. But his identity is validated later anyway. Was that Wahlberg’s Lumigan characters doing?

How did the other crooked cop who takes out Costigan know he’d be there at the building preparing to take in Damon? How did Lumigan find out and where was he when shit was going down and why didn’t Costigan go to him instead of leaving the envelope with the therapist? Why did Damon leave the room with Costigan in from the cold to use the other computer when he wasn’t going to delete his file until after he came back and realized Costigan was on to him? Why was Jack Nicholson really playing both sides and did Martin Sheen know it? Couldn’t Costigan have just turned over his cell phone to show the connection with Sheen when he came into the station?

I don’t mind stuff left to the imagination but there were some holes here and other aspects allot of people have pointed to. I can go with the envelope going from the therapist to Lumigan who puts the pieces together, and does what he does. But they had to have knows Costigan was a cop before that because Lumigan was on his leave and the cops knew as they were giving Damon his debriefing which would have been that same day.

But as I said I can live with some of these questions. The ones that give you something to stretch for anyway. The bigger problem is the movies overall lack of meaning. It’s based on a movie called Infernal Affairs. I think it’s a Japanese film. From what I’ve read Scorcese changed much of the ending and overall point of the movie from that original. It sounds to me lack he robbed the movie of a more meaningful thematic element by doing this and bringing it back to that violence for violence sake feel. Whatever the characters similarities there was enough separating them to warrant a more meaningful delineation and separation of plot and purpose.

So though i liked this movie it certainly didn’t resound in some epic way or come off as one of the better things I’ve ever see. In fact I don’t think it did the whole undercover cop goes to jail to establish cover and than deals with submerging his identity thing as well as the show Wiseguy did in the late 80′s-early 90′s/ particularly the Sonny Steegrave arc. That storyline and format led to all the story arcing we see all over the place today and it drew its strength from the relationship between the undercover fed and the crime boss he worked beside and grew to love as a brother.

Not only did that whole vibe play out only superficially in The Departed, but combining it with the ridiculous therapist triangle and that lack of distinction between characters, I just don’t get how it adds up to a great movie.

And this is just one of many times I’ve found myself seeing well reviewed films the past few years and finding myself increasingly disappointed. Part of me thinks this is because like the album in music, maybe long form formats of any kind are dying out. We are a disposable culture fragmented into our niches and interests with so much to fill those interests that people just don’t have the time or attention spans to really give anymore.

Is it a coincidence that graphic comics are being portrayed more and more often and successfully on screen? The movie format may not be dead but I wonder if its future is in easier digestible comic panels visualized on screen. That and You Tube type stuff. That is not a criticism of either. Some of the graphic based movies are great. V For Vendetta was one of my top 5 last year. Maybe people just require more visual gratification which these movies are good at providing with that amped up comic book imagery. It’s not like their inherently vapid. V and the recent 300 which I’ll get into in a review shortly have both sparked allot of political debate. Superman Returns was all about Jesus for me. But I worry that these movies are signaling an end to heavier movies that people love for decades. Maybe it’s just a youth thing and we love what we saw at an earlier age. But if you look at most all time critics lists there’s not allot from the past few years on it. People younger and certainly allot older than me will list movies like The Godfather, 2001, Taxi Driver, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Star Wars, and many other 60′s through 80′s movies as all time greats. There’s not allot from the 90′s or aughts though.

Even indie films are packing less weight lately. I’ll see allot of these hyped up smaller flicks that are supposed to be the smarter alternative to Hollywood big studio fare and I find the past couple of years that they disappoint more and more. Again there are quite allot of good ones well worth seeing, discussing, and thinking about. But few that feel special or like they’re answering a higher calling. OR will be watched 10-20 years from now.

And that’s ultimately what I’m getting at with the disposable culture thing I guess. I come from a youth that saved stuff that was special. We were fortunate to be amongst those kids first starting to get video games, home movies in vcr format at the time, cassettes and walkmans, etc. And there was stuff you wanted to get and kept your whole life, returning to from time to time. It’s just hard to see that happening with much of the music or film of the past few years. Even amongst those that purchase and like the newer stuff I get the impression it will be just one of many short term attachments before the next page loads so to speak.

And maybe film is just running out of ideas as well? They’ve been at it a long time now. Many have questioned whether the novel will be around much longer, or books at all. Few ask the same questions about movies. But I’m starting to wonder if their future won’t be much different as they adapt to the You Tube, cable tv culture that wants more and more but in shorter durations to get its fix. And then quickly move on to another idea. This isn’t the end of the world but it could signal a growing reluctance to dig deep or think more than superficially. And a country that has allowed the Bush years to happen doesn’t need to be thinking less or wading on the surface anymore than it already has been.

Let me reiterate that the movies mentioned above are hardly empty. Just the fact that The Departed left the earlier touched on questions (not all are plot holes anyway) which have sparked allot of online discussion since the movies release is a good thing. And as I said I liked it even more on DVD. Don’t know that ever watch it again though. It’s certainly not a canon type film though it has been treated as such. Which brings me back to the original question. Is that because the bar has been lowered after years of horrid to mediocre movies? That and the lack of truly great ones?
There is allot more to to human nature than is dreamt of in either of their philosophies Horatio, and there are very few places to explore that since everyone is playing to an audience and want to be liked. How about a movie that looks at how religion has been used to keep blacks submissive since the slave era to go along with the ones where we see how it’s provided inspiration for the civil rights movement? How about an examination not of what people believe but why. Or a look at how inequalities arose out of very real practical advantages and disadvantages rather than just looking at the consequences. I’d love to see patterns of behavior explored from a real sociological and hardcore psychological point of view. Or the role of natural selection and other less attractive qualities in all these stories including all the love stories ever made.

Not that these ideas would be easy to turn into interesting movies or that no one has touched on them at least between the lines. But if Hollywood doesn’t want to give truth to the conservatives view of them it’s time to stop making both the vapid, sexually exploitative movies that draw some fair criticism and movies full of their own goon intentions. Don’t cater to the right-wing by telling the story they’d have you tell, but realize they are not completely without merit and use the ideas of realism, pragmatism to expose them at their own games. Or to expose ourselves.

I Grouch About Oscar.

First off I wrote a longer and cooler version of this before and it got erased. I can’t duplicate it. This will have to suffice. So that’s already got me down on the Academy Awards. It’s not thier fault my post got erased. But they incited my wrath and or passion enough to write pearls of glorious wisdom which will forever mock me for what might have been. The bastards. Now on to what I can still summon up to talk about concerning the Oscar nominations announced today.

First off the buzz is The Departed will win and Scorcese will finally get his Oscar. I saw The Departed and it wasn’t anything special. It was Goodfellas tougher but less talented and interesting little brother. If Marty, and I can call him Marty not because I know him but because it’s easier to spell than his last name, wins for this he’ll be getting it for Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Raging Bull, and possibly a couple of other things except The Aviator or Kundun. Kundun was ok but I can’t take anyone playing a reincarnation of the Buddha seriously after Keeanu absolutely nailed that mother.

But The Departed had no point and offered nothing new to the genre. Some are lamenting that Jack Nicholson didn’t get nominated for it. For that I applaud the Academy, whoever the hell they think they are. This was another case of Jack being Jack. Remember when we thought he was brilliant as the Joker. He wasn’t. That’s just the asshole that he is. I’m tired of Jack being Jack and would be ok if he never made another movie or soiled another too young starlette who if not for him being a too famous actor would sooner fuck Donald Rumsfeld than that creepy old man.

I liked The Departed but it wasn’t anything special and it was mostly violence for violence sake whose ultimate point, if any, seemed that anybody who pretends a little is going to die very violently.

No exceptions.

I didn’t see Little Miss Sunshine. But now that’s it’s been nominated and there’s been so much buzz about what a nice little cute movie it is I feel less inclined to believe it’s any good. Certainly I doubt it’s Oscar caliber. But neither was Crash last year and it won. It seemed to me that Crash winning proved that there are alot of people in Hollywood who, like me, grew up watching bad T.V. movies and for whom Crash was genius in comparison. Throw in that it was an opportunity to be racially sensitive without hanging out with poor black people and you’ve got yourself a Hollywood winner. Again, it was a good movie. But where are our standards?

Letters From Iwo Jima. It’s in Japanese. Clint Eastwood made two movies about the same subject in one year from two different angles. Bravo! How daring.

I’m not going to see this.

Subtitled movies can be ok. I may go see Pan’s Labyrinth soon. It’s in Spanish. But Spanish seems to resemble a real human language to me. Japanese sounds like gibberish and I find it hard to believe it’s a legitimate form of communication. I think it’s a national practical joke. i think the Orient has Punk’d us. When we’re not around I think they are all like, “Yes James I too believe that the importation of pitchers such as Matsuzaka are good for international relations with the Americas.”

“Oh no doubt Donaldson. Both the economic and cultural assimilating at play can prove only beneficial to both nations in the long run. Oh wait here comes an America. Katzabukinawa jezzingamookadon xhingstian wadumaspianjunacotafoo. Hee hee.”

“Yes, hee hee.”

Or something like that.

Babel. Speaking of many languages. At least the real ones. A movie about our inability to communicate. Haven’t seen it. Probably will someday. But I get a strong whiff of pretention coming from this one. This has this years Crash written all over it except that it won’t win. A movie that makes semi smart people feel like they’re deep and concerned because they want to seperate themselves from the hooligans who who think Tim Burton is a genius. Or at least make themselves feel better about churning out stuff like The Hitcher not realizing that there are even better and smarter films out there that are just over their heads.

The Queen. I was hoping this title would still be around for the movie they’re making about Freddie Mercury. For stealing it I’m a bit disinclined to liking this. I’m not sure what Queen Hellen Mirren is playing here. Obviously an English one and the Academy loves them the English.

And speaking of the whole English thing. Can we go one year without hearing the names of Judie Dench, Helen Mirren, Meryl Streep, Kate Winslett, or Cate Blanchette? If you’re a Dame, whatever the hell that is, it’s like an automatic nomination. Are all English women Dames? I know Streep isn’t English but I don’t think the Academy knows that. I think somewhere in the long list of languages this woman has mastered she’s probably done an English accent and it stuck in the Academy members minds more than the rest.

She might actually be a mole.

I think part of that fascination with her is partly because the woman really is a very good actress. But I think there is some psychological mechanism at work as well. I think the inferiority of Hollywood actors and actresses manifests itself in a desire to seem attached to those with English pedigrees and who are subsequently thought of as Shakespearean actors.

It’s the same psychologial phenomena prevalent in the ages of royalty like the Baroque period as everyone sought affirmation and esteem through closeness in blood lines to royalty or people of substance. In acting, with its roots in Shakespearian drama of that same history, the English are that stamp of approval. Get them regularly intergrated into your awards show and bam! Instant credibility.

I mean she was in The Devil Wears Prada for which she got this nomination. Couldn’t we let her slide for a year in favor of someone else? Didn’t Jennifer Connely make a movie this year? Or Scarlett Johanson? What the hell give it to Roasario Dawson for convincing us a woman like that could actually get with Dante.

At least Streep doesn’t try to create this English air like Madonna. That has no street cred in the music scene. There it’s about hardcore. The appearance of rebellion. Now it’s the rap gangster or psuedo punk thing. Being English doesn’t count for as much. Maybe a little. Otherwise how else to explain Oasis? But that and the Kabbala thing, you know wearing a bracelet to show how channeled she is into mystic realms of arcane knowledge that require an English accent to add to the mystique, just isn’t big in that genre. Scientology is where you have to go for your silly-ass mystical psuedo superiority and air of arcane wisdom like Beck does. He seems English without even trying. Admit it. Did you know Beck wasn’t English?

English or American? That could be a cool game. Beck, Madonna, Meryl Streep, Kelsey Grammar, Kiefer Sutherland. Last one is a trick question. He’s Canadian. That could be a whole sub category for later rounds. And of course dead people could be thrown in as well. For instance Dead, Canadian, English, or American: Margot Kidder?

Not easy is it?

Heck I thought Don Knotts was Canadian until I just found out recently he was actually dead.

Anyway most of the other actors nominated are unkown to me. I hope Forrest Whitaker wins because he’s that guy we’ve seen in so many movies always doing a solid job but never getting the attention. And he got his car like, totalled, by Jeff Spicoli and had a kickass game that week.

An American Idol contestant is actually nominated for supporting actress. Jennifer Hudson.

New rule. If you don’t win on American Idol you are not allowed to go near a camera or microphone again. What’s the point of all the hype and voting when Chris Doughtry outsells Taylor Hicks? Or when Clay Aiken is more popular than Ruben Studdard? Or when Hudson gets an Oscar nomination and Fantasia is out on Sunset Boulevard selling her body for crack and, cowering naked in alleyways with manslime all over her as she sadly and quietly sings “Summertime” in a hollow, broken whisper?

Why bother?

No. We need to up the tension level on Idol. Win or you are done in show business.

But this Hudson thing does make me think of what seems like a good idea. Acting Idol.

Think of the early talent search segments as we get William Hung’s reading lines from Merchant Ivory films, gay New York Communists doing hackneyed interpretations of Annie Hall as they try and ape Woody Allen, or geeks with lightsabers reading Episode II lines and making Hayden Christenson look like an English actor. Maybe they could run the contest as a search for a particular movie being cast or just with the promise of at least a suporting role in a future movie from a studio they get to back the contest. Hey we could even do it for major roles like the next Spiderman when Toby Maguire leaves to start doing shy and wounded young loner roles again.

This seems like such a good idea I’m wondering if it’s been done what with the glut of reality shows out there. If not when it happens, and it will, I want props.

Children Of Men

[image:219:l] I finally got to see Alfonso Cuaron’s Children Of Men and I had to go 100 miles to do so. Was it worth it? Well going to Manhattan is always worth it. Plus there were hotdogs and the most wonderful coconut drink at Papaya King in the mix. And most who know me know I might just go 100 miles for a good coconut based product. But how did the movie stack up against said dietary fare? COM is all about the end of the world as we know it, about its actual literal end. A world without children. This is bigger stuff than even a Papaya King hotdog, though for me on an even par with the prospects of a coconutless world. Overall this idea played out over 2 hours didn’t stack up as well to my expectations based on reviews. I’d have to put it somewhere low down on a coconut drink rating scale to which it paled, but a solid 3 and a half chili based hot dogs out of five. For a more in depth discussion of the movie and its merits or lack thererof click below and I promise to try not to talk about hotdogs or fruit drinks anymore.

Children Of Men is a bleak movie. It looks as bleak as its subject matter. And it should. Director Alfonso Cuaron does a great job creating the look and mood of a future without the color of hope or vibrancy of children’s laughter. It’s 2027 and the world is 18 years into an infertility disease that has made all women incapable of bearing children. Cuaron creates an English landscape of burnt out buildings, constant bombings, and a color palette that reflects the drained and overcast color of the dreariest English countryside without the hope of future sunny days.

And England is supposedly the only country holding it together somewhat. This is why refugees flood to its borders and the government has inflicted draconian anti-refugee restrictions to keep them out. It seems that without the hope of children growing and giving humanity their meaning the world has been given over to chaos as all nations apparently have not handled the imminent death of humanity and their own obsolescence very well.

The movie hints at what is going on outside of England with background T.V. footage mostly from the BBC. There may have been CNN coverage in there as well. It all went to making the movie feel real. It’s almost documentary-like in it’s racing, at a remove vantage point that captures milieus and cultural changes that seemed all too possible as I watched them. The future the movie locates itself in felt all too true like a hard bitten reality show from the future. From religious groups attributing events to god’s wrath and demanding repentence as they blame the infertility on mankinds errant ways, to the blurred political factions dividing a fractioning species, to the myriad background touches such as the aforementioned T.V. coverage as well as graffitti which pass almost subliminally with messages like “Last one to die please turn out the lights,” to the terrorist bombings and the warzone scene, it all felt like history yet to be written rather than far out science fiction landscapes.

This all made for an intense experience at the movies, as well as a vivid one. What it didn’t quite do was make for an exciting or contemplative one. This is a concept movie to a large extent. There is a central conceit driving the drama and viewer interest. But with so much hinging on the concept and conceit, which are good ones, you’ve still got to have a narrative at the wheel to get it to a destination. But sometimes it feels like all there was was that concept, it’s initial idea, an idea flawlessly executed but one that was strained to provide 2 hours of entertaing viewing.

I think part of this is the screenplay’s fault. I didn’t feel a sense of an underlying motive or statement informing the movie or it’s conceit. Much like reality T.V. or news coverage in our time while it can be interesting, it’s often not really about anything. Context and theme are missing and it’s images with accompanying commentary for their own sake. Sometimes that may be indeed the only way to cover real news apart from editorializing. But in a movie I’d prefer a bit of overarching thematic content making me feel I’ve seen more than I saw on the screen.

The fact that the movie leaves alot up for interpretation is not what I’m getting at. I had no problem with some of those political intrigues or its ending. I felt no need for an explanation as far as plot points go though some were hard to follow. Though it’s hard to figure out what faction is what and what they’re fighting for, it’s not something that botheres me. That’s what repeat viewings are for to some extent. And maybe that was part of the point. Certainly the lines are blurred enough in our time so maybe in a world about to die the message is that all meaning is lost and all that matters is a reason to fight our way into oblivion. Dying for something even if no one is quite sure what that something is.

But another quality necessary to lend itself to repeat viewings for me is delving into that overarching theme or themes which I just didn’t quite get a sense were there in this movie. There still are powerful statements such as contemplating a world without childrens laughter or watching them playing. This is brought home as Clive Owen’s Theo and two other characters including the central figure of Key wait to meet someone in an abandoned school. You dont really think about it to that point, that all schools are abandoned all over the world. It makes you think about the psychological ramifications on the world of not having any kids ever going to school anymore, playing on swings, growing up to soldier on. [image:218:l]

And soldiering on is just what England’s propagandist media messages are saying they are the only country doing. And they mean this literally as the country seems overrun by soldiers protecting it from the great refugee, or fugee as the movie refers to them, threat. In addition to immigration issues COM takes place in a world with strained ciivl liberties, rampant terrorism, and of course those religious loons with their usual simplified explanation of things. All stuff we can relate to. But again I wasn’t sure the movie really had anything to say about any of it. That doesn’t make it a bad movie by any means. But if you’re like me it will deter you from complete enjoyment.

On the superlative side there are segments that are incredibly well made. Particularly a rear car chase as Owen, the Key character along with her traveling companion or handmaid or something, the head of the Fish rebel faction and Theo’s ex Julian (played by one of my favorite movie women Julian Moore), try to escape from a group whose intent and affiliation is not clear. At least not at that point. The scene is one of the more interesting and realistic chase scenes I’ve ever seen all shown from within the car with a swirling camera and myriad viewpoints inside and outside the car. It’s pretty intense. So is the stuff as Theo and Key make their way through a war-terrorist torn part of England. The pacing, the long continuous shots, the use of military hardware, the shooting and bombing, are like something you’d expect to get of Iraq except with better cinematography and more focused control of the absolute chaos. It makes you viscerally feel just how much chance is involved in surviving in such a zone.

This is interrupted temporarily. I wont get into why or how. But since the movie adds make no attempt to hide the fact I can say that they Key woman is pregnant when Theo meets her. His attempt to get her to the maybe real or maybe not hands of a group called The Human Project is the catalyst for much of the film. This makes for a bit too much of a chase movie. It felt to me like alot of possible theme and subtext that could have been played with were subverted for more chasing and escaping. But at least these chase scenes did bring alot of new elements another of which is a possible modern Nativity interpretation. Kind of Mary and Joseph on the run, Mary an illegal alien, Joseph a reluctant independent and with Bethlehem being a future warzone.

But like much of the films message a religious point if any was there was somewhat lost on me. For those like me of a secular bent don’t worry. There is no virgin birth miracle going on here. In fact Key sort of makes fun of that idea. She’s kind of the opposite of a virgin and just doesn’t know who the father is. And under such circumstances who cares. The baby could conceivably be a symbol of hope given a world shortly after the famed baby Diego is killed as an 18 year old. Diego was a worldwide celebrity. The last baby born and youngest human. His death triggers worldwide mourning at the films opening. Key’s baby, and I’m not sure I’m spelling her name right, it may have been Kee or even Kay, could be used towards many purposes. Either way he or she is a potential symbol and a hope that mankind will survive. Thus perhaps we have the child of men in the title.

It’s not hard to imagine all this becoming the makings of a 22nd century tale of insiration grown to mytho-religio proportions. But maybe something else is intended as well. The title of course has a biblical allusion making me think of children of god. But not only is Key’s baby a potential child of men in that humanity gains hope and no one father is necessary, I also felt like there might be something even more affirmative in the title, something of humanities role in the future as children of men with a realization of just how precious that is without need of mythologizing our own immortality. Like maybe it’s enough to know we leave behind a legacy. Presented with an alternative view in COM that secular bias doesn’t feel so dry and unwieldy as it may seem for most people today. And though the movie at times feels like a very cynical look at humanity, and perhaps the title is accusatory as much as hopeful as we see how badly and brutishly mankind react to their dwindling lifespan and significance, now that I ponder things further, I’m of a mind that there is that other element limning the nasty edges. [image:220:l]

So maybe there’s a bit more subtext than I originally gave it credit for. Or maybe I’m looking for things I want to see and not what was there, which may have been exactly what it seemed and nothing more. Either way a bit more narrative pushing towards a point of view and less chase would have been preferable. But This is still a good film, well crafted, and worthwhile. I’m not saying travel 100 miles for it. But if and when it’s around and especially if you like Blade Runner type dystopian future scenarios (though don’t go in looking for much in the way of FX here), it’s definitely worth a look. At some point I’d certainly like to see it again because even if the movie isn’t more than a documentary of a possible future containing no more than the sum of its parts, it does offer more than enough to warrant giving it the chance to reveal exactly what it is or is not.

Rocky Balboa

[image:213:l] Who would have thought, or perhaps I should more appropriately say, thunk, that a 6th part in a movie series that started about 30 years ago, could be good. It would take quite the surprise story from quite the underdog to pull that off. So who better than the symbol of overcoming odds, the great underdog representation of my time, Rocky Balboa?

I liked this movie alot more than i could possiblty have had any right to expect. In fact I’m almost tempted to have Rocky 2-5 erased from my memory so I can live in the eternal sunshine of a spotless mind where Rocky and the 6th intallment are almost perfect stand alone films in a series set 3 decades apart.

Rocky 2-3-4 do have thier appeals though and there are some elements in them that contribute to the lore that plays into this movie. And I do get chills at moments in those movies, particularly Rocky II, which I just saw on tv for the first time in many years a couple of weeks ago. I teared up when Adrian comes out of that coma and says “Win, win” and the training montage to the Gonna Fly Now music kicks up. I mean that music makes me want to run long distances in Siberia just to build me some character. But there was a certain comic book element that started taking over as the soap opera of deaths, comas, revenge and larger than life villains took hold. Rocky 5? Well that’s best just not spoken of. Rocky’s Jersey Girl. Rob Schneider’s…well Rob Schneider’s whole career.

But Rocky Balboa is a cut above for it’s story, realism, relatability, and innocence that harken back to the original. Stallone takes alot of ribbing but in Rocky he wrote a great script with alot of real world interaction and weighty dialogue masked as unworldly simpleness. The acting and dialogue are pitch perfect. Don’t mistake the minimilism of it for emptiness as some do who immediately dismiss the Rocky ouvre completely out of hand.

In Rocky Balboa even when Rocky gets deep, importing some old guy wisdom in the new movie, as he does in a couple of speeches (one to licensing board and another to his son), it rings true and seems precisely the kind of wisdom and insight the character would have, spoken just as he should at this point in his life. Rocky has grown with experience but he’s still Rocky, and that comes across. It could have been cheesy, and some may find it so, but I didn’t think so. Maybe it was my mood. I’ve been doing alot of overnights and have been as punchy as Rocky myself. But that was my reaction.

Along with that I had the impression that the first half of this movie was almost perfect with alot of nice little touches relating to early Rocky and setting the tone and scene of current Rocky. It starts with that “Take It Back” song the street group were singing in the original, now being used over the credits as part of the soundtrack. It’s a fitting theme for what is to come and a nice homage to the past. But it’s not about Rocky taking back his title or belts. It’s about passion and finding it again. Taking back what makes you, you. And to a large, if not complete extent, this movie takes back what made Rocky special to begin with both as a character and a movie.

The new Rocky film pedals Rocky as an icon, a shining example of what it takes and the power of the will. In a time of diminished passion and lethargy for not only a widowed and punchy Rocky, but the Boxing industry, and to an extent the decayed city around Rocky, the ex champ and avatar of overcoming odds serves once again as an inspiration for those around him.

And I think that part of the movie works very well.

The movie feels like reality decades later in a town where Rocky is still remembered fondly and considered one of its own. This is despite the fact that things are moving on and the famous statue of Rocky at the top of those steps has been taken down (in real life as well I believe). But Rocky is still ever the blue collar rough gentleman who brings passion and an indomitable will back as he prepares to fight the much younger champ who’s career is lacking in these qualities. The way this was all set up rang as true as such a scenario possibly can, and in a similarly malignant and uninteresting era of Boxing (they all are to me though), it isn’t hard to imagine playing out. It’s not too far off of the George Foreman stuff a few years back. And the simulated match that brings it all on is certainly something we’ve seen alot of the past few years in all sports as great teams of the past have been pitted against those of present. Pretty much every video game comes with the option of playing out such scenarios.

I only wished they had tailored the real fight to fit to those aforementioned themes a little more. That and more Rocky music during the fight, and particularly the moment I was looking for at its end. I don’t want to give it away, though you should know the fight is meant to be somewhat anti-climactic and not at all its means to an end. But I think I can say that the champ, Dixon, isn’t the arch-villain Clubber Lang, Drago, or even the mostly likable Apollo Creed were. Some people have lamented this and chalked it up as a failure of the movie. But I think they’re missing the point. Dixon is a pretty decent, if too modern young man who fans don’t like because he and the world he inhabits are without Rocky’s kind of passion, competitive fire, inner resolve, integrity, and desire to test oneself. In Rocky, Dixon finally gets a test even though it’s billed as an exhibition. [image:214:l] He and the sports world, if not the world at large get another taste of standing toe to toe, taking a beating, and not giving up. I just would have played that part of that lesson in the ring in a different way, as well as have given the fight a bit more of an edge.

There was a somewhat different type of ending I was looking for to best express what I thought was a theme of the movie. But I could be looking for more than Stallone intended, or for something different. Not that the end is bad. Small gripe really. The fight serves as enough of a symbol of other film points quite adequately even if it didn’t give me the release I wanted.

I should detour for a moment to mention the relationship angle and the Marie woman: I have to give Sly credit here too. She’s one of those nice touches from the past that fit rather than are forced into the present. It helps flesh out Rocky’s world without resorting to hollywood formula. I didn’t want to see Rock get laid again. No romance please, I thought when she showed up. And Slallone refrained from going where so many have gone before and he could have gone here. I want to imagine the Rock moving on from Adrian and being happy and all, I dont want him to die alone, but I don’t want to play out the Adrian thing again or have to watch another Rocky romance. Stallone knew that and gives enough of a well structured hint of what might be but wisely presents it as a dim foreshadow for a guy still getting over the death of the woman 2-3 years before who was his inspiration.

As for Rocky’s inspirational qualities, they’re playing out all over the place. His son (whiny exploding boy from Heroes), the son of Marie, and I thought for Dixon and the world around him who stood to get that lesson in old school values and and how to dig deep for something extra, that something in the basement Rocky keeps mentioning to Paulie. His passing on that wellspring of guts and glory, dropping some knowledge and bringing passion back to a world that needs it from the only place it can find it, felt like a core value of the film.

I realize I sound like Harry Knowles here and I am probably overstating it a bit. It’s really not as cornball and full of itself as I make it sound. It’s more subtle than that. And that was something I wasn’t expecting and that I really appreciated. And maybe some movies that connect with our pasts like Rocky or the Star Wars films inspire a certain introspection in the review. They’re a little like that tree that Luke goes into. You take out what you bring in. Maybe I just need to be inspired.

Some might say that even if the movie covers some noble ground why explore it in a Boxing movie? Doesn’t that kind of trivialize any attempt at being more than a road to cheap thrills and being anything more than the traditional Rudy-esque underdog story? But Rocky gets into that with his son. It’s got something to do with fighting being a metaphor for standing toe to toe and taking a beating you know you’re going to get and not running from it. I’m not much of a Boxing fan, and I wouldn’t equate it with Field Of Dreams or The Natural , but Boxing does have it’s own on screen legendary lore played out artistically in movies like Raging Bull and On The Waterfront.

I’m not implying this is on the level of any of those movies but it is surprisingly one of the better movies I’ve seen this year. Surprisingly 2 of my favorites were sequels. This and Clerks II. Who would have thunk it?

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The Fountain

[image:202:l] Darren Aranofsky’s long labored over, much anticipated (at least among geeky film fans), movie is finally here. Many hoped it would be a modern 2001. Is it?

No.

This movie has very little in common Kubrick’s classic including the polarized passions it produces. People usually either love 2001 or hate it. I love it. But the impression I get with The Fountain is that people will either hate it or be kind of ambivalent. I’m ambivalent.

Yeah I’ve read a couple of glowing reviews to go along with the mostly tepid or lousy ones. But I think those will remain exceptions. This is going to be a hard movie for anyone to love. Ironic since love is one of it’s core elements. That and death. In fact it’s hard to know which of these Arranofsky himself is devoted to. Love or death. To some extent he’s made a sometimes turgid paean to death that in its exuberance in attempting to embrace it and help us to not fear death, seems more likely to have been fashioned out of a desperate fear of it himself.

That would be fine if it didn’t seem like one of it’s central themes is in coming to terms with death and realizing its not final. But in crafting a story that uses ancient archetypes of death avoidance like that of a tree perpetually renewing-a theme going back to fertility and agricultural worship motifs, playing right on through the Ash Tree of Nordic myth and Jesus on his cross shaped tree of wood-and the archetype of the eternally running fountain, Arranofsky certainly seems to be expressing a hopeful vision of the most feared thing in creation.

There’s even some Buddhist imagery as well as some transcendental touches in the films future vision that suggests breaking through to a greater understanding or awareness.

But none of it convinced me that Aranofsky or all those he borrowed from, are onto something.

Which isn’t necessarily his job as a filmaker. One thing this film does share with 2001 is in moving towards a sort of renewal. 2001 keeps this a bit more universal as he dehumanizes individuals, but it does suggest some sort of evolution of the spirit or mind of mankind. The movie doesn’t prove any of that. But it leaves room for interpretations that can range as far along the scale of believability or mysticism as you’re comfortable with. The Fountain certainly leaves room for interpretations too. I am not in anyway sure of what I just saw on that screen. There’s alot there up for debate and exploration upon further viewing.

I’m just not sure I want to see it again.

I’ll probably have at least one more viewing in me on DVD months from now to try and get a better grasp and see how it holds up. The movie was engrossing. At least for me. A group of people actually got up and left halfway through the movie where I saw it and another girl was in and out of the theater with her cell phone so much it was clear she was just killing time waiting for her boyfriend who seemed to want to stick it out or at least get his money’s worth. Me, I was riveted. I’m not sure why though. Was it my expectations or something there in the film that meant more to me in the sum of its parts than the full version?

I’m not sure because those parts were less than compelling while still being interesting. Maybe I need to coin a new term for this kind of film. It’s obtuse and compelling. Obtelling? Comptuse?

Solaris would be a film I’d put under that label. That too was Comptuse. It was also boring. Boring and interesting. Boresting.

Anyway, those parts consist of basically 3 milieus. 15th or 16th century Spain and the new World, somewhat modern period that’s possibly a bit in the future and that is the main ground of the film, and a far off future with Hugh Jackman travelling to a nebula in a round and transparent conveyance that looks like a dessicated snow globe.

The only part we’re sure is real is the modern area where most of the “action” takes place. One of the problems for alot of people is going to be in its non linear interspersing and shuffling of the three periods. Say what you want about how pretentious and arty you might think 2001 is but it was a straightforward story laid out in an encompassing linear progression. The Fountain is more Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind meets Donnie Darko and have a dyslexic child who does acid and likes going to the art houses of the moderately talented as a way of rebelling against its parents.

Or something.

As alluded to above there is also doubt about how real the past and far future segments really are. Jackman who plays Tommy, is married to the dying Izzy played by Arranofsky’s wife Rachael Weisz. She has apparently worked some of her death issues out working on a book which is apparently where the Jackman as Conquistador and Weisz as Queeen Isabella stuff take place. It deals with Mayan myths regarding a tree of life and has some scenes and symbols I’m not going to pretend to have figured out though they are not as complex as that makes them sound. [image:201:l]

Nor will I throw my theories on what that whole period was about and how it relates to the other segments. I’ll just mention that the Mayans apparently thought the dead went to a nebula they called Shambala and identified in the Orion cluster. One illuminated from within by a dying star. This is where future Jackman in his plastic bubble is headed.

All of this takes place under the guise of profound love and a desire to keep Izzy alive.

That’s also all I’ll say there for now as far as plot points go.

But I have to comment on the nature of this angle as well as the death and rebirth one I’ve already mentioned.

Viewing this movie as a love story between Tommy and Izzy contributes to it falling short for me. Sure love is grand and all but how many mature people who have lived and loved really think love is this everlasting ideal anymore? We go through couplings and get over it when they’re over. It’s a nice feeling to have but there is plenty of evidence it’s in large part a poetic expression of lust and genetic imperatives meant to legitimize and elevate it over other bodily functions. True some people have it more fully and deeply than others. They have my jeolousy. But Arranofsky goes a long way to aggrandize the feeling that no matter how hard he feels for Weisz now, will almost surely let him down and lead to another inevitable divorce one day.

Ok that is a bit cynical. But it’s also likely. Feelings fade and very few couples, if any, love each other in a deep and passionate way forever.

That out of my system it does have a different interpretation if one chooses to look at the film and its characters as more of an archetype. Arranofsky likes those and tries to keep his characters from becoming too personal. So maybe Tommy and Izzy are Man and Woman. In that sense the love or whatever that binds us together will go on forever. At least as long as humanity anyway. In that sense the puching back of death is our eternal struggle.

And like I said this could be viewed more as about love of death and acceptance as a timeless love that Tommy feels for Izzy.

Except that it’s possible death is conquered in the movie.

Alot of all this depends on how how you view the final future segments as well as the final bit back in our time more or less, and how that fits in with the concept of Izzy’s book and her desire for it to be finished. But between needing another viewing to figure it out and nobody having seen this yet, discussion on that topic will have to wait.

Another element that was rumored to be strong, and indeed people have commented favorably on even when in overall negative reviews are the visuals. 2001 told much of its story visually and The Fountain was supposed to do the same thing. And it may very well have attempted to do so. But it doesn’t work as well. First off the imagery isn’t all that special. When 2001 came out is was unique trippy stuff to see on the big screen. The future segments here, though being lauded by many, seemed pretty pedestrian to me. In this day and age of offhand cgi technology I just wasn’t impressed. I’ve seen visuals as good on episodes of Farscape.

I’m not saying these segments weren’t still interesting to look at. But I don’t see them being as compelling as some do. They certainly will not become as iconographic as Kubrick’s. Or Battlestar Gallactica’s for that matter.

But if you’re not the typical moviegoer this is worth a look. I’m already starting to want to see it again. I just don’t want to pay to do so. That might tell you something. For all this movies warming to death, if that is indeed what it is doing, I’m no less afraid of it and what is more to the point I feel like Arranofsky is no less afraid. I get more of an impression of a director who has suffered loss and is creating his religion in film to help deal with it. A man whistling in the dark much like Clint Eastwood’s William Munie in The Unforgiven who kept saying that he was changed and not like that anymore thanks to his dear departed, over and over, trying to make himself believe it. Right up until he shoots everyone in sight.