Monthly Archive for February, 2008

Who You Gonna Call?

Episode 4.2 tonight.

Flashback is back. Twist is we get them from a bunch of different people who no one cares about and who seem to have no clue how to coordinate a rescue/invasion. No it wasn’t Operation Freedom and we didn’t get Cheney, Bush, and Rumsfeld flashbacks to when they first tortured kittens or gave the Devil head. It was the semi-mysterious freight team we first hear of on the Farscapian transmitter.

Miles and Farraday are our two main newbies. The former speaks to dead people with the aid of a contraption right out of Ghostbusters ectoplasm catcher thingie Bill Murray used to come, see, and kick supernatural ass. The other is a physicist bringing a more intellectual and slightly jittery sensibility to the proceedings. Throw in The Lawnmower Man and a hot English chick who was supposed to be played by Kristin Bell who opted to weigh down Heroes sinking ship instead, and you have the team formed by the same Matthew Abaddon who came to see Hurley in his future confinement last week. I guess Bill Murray and Dan Ackroyd are too old to revise their Ghostbuster roles but they would have fit in to a couple of these pretty smoothly.

If Lost was at the normal 22 episodes, or maybe even the promised straight 16 these first two eps would be fine. As it is, with such a dearth of newness for so long, only 6 more promised anytime for months, maybe even another year, the early season is a bit lacking. With such a premium on every new episode I want more than they’ve delivered. It hasn’t been bad. It’s just not worth these kinds of absences and the expectations they build. If the strike doesn’t end soon and they can’t muster up some more episodes quickly on the heels of these Lost is going to lose some people. And maybe some relevance as well.

There’s also this sense of getting answers but not necessarily the coolest possible ones. It seems like that while were introducing a guy who talks to dead people in the midst of a monster island that miraculously heals, along with assorted other unscientific whackiness, we can handle answers that depart from the mundane. But finding out the wreckage and the bodies Naomi thwumped us with last season was really just faked, is a bit disappointing.

But it’s pretty much confirmed after tonight.

Here’s my take on how that transpired.

A fake 815 was planted and the hint is that Ben is the one behind it. Fahey’s character spotted the fake Pilot. Then from the fact that this leads the “rescuers,” to the island and the awareness that there might be real 815 survivors there, (Naomi flashback), I have to surmise that the missing link there is the recognition that the wreckage was faked to divert people from said island.

The question then becomes how Abaddon and his team knew planting a fake was meant to keep people from searching too close to home. Clearly the link between fake 815 and the mission on the island is established. Somewhere in between, these people knew Ben and his people did the faking and were the only ones with motivation and perhaps resources to keep people away from the island.

My guess is that they are Dharma and seeking revenge for the Purge. And that since Naomi had the pic of Des and Penny it may have been her search that had its breakthrough when the hatch blew that provided assistance. That and some other kind of found evidence. Or maybe Abaddon just knew that Ben and the Hostiles were the only ones capable of such an undertaking and with any reason to do so anywhere near the south pacific.

Makes me wonder more if Ben is alligned with powers beyond Mittelos. Like Widmore. Or does Mittelos really have enough resources alone to come up with a jumbo jet, make it up to resemble another one, sink it, and plant 350 bodies?

None of that means they wouldn’t be perfectly fine with rescuing the 815ers. Seems Ben is the only one in danger and that’s the point I was making last week when they came up with this either/or plot device. Having people choose Jack or Locke based on the idea that they are going to be rescued or killed was a contrivance. Just as tonight Miles not telling Farraday (not his real name by the way) about Naomi’s code until they are on the island and then doing it expositorially was a contrivance. And kind of bad writing.

Not to imply there’s not good stuff. It’s Lost. They’ve earned my loyalty and some benefits of the doubt despite also earning real skepticism about just what they’re doing and where they are going.

Tonights plusses were the Polar Bear bones in Tunisa question. And the bears Dharma collar. Can’t guess what that’s about right now other than the possibility that Dharma did some of their wacky experiments in the desert before finding Fantasy Island. Or maybe, and this is just hitting me, but maybe it’s all about orientation. Last week I mentioned all the arctic and canada references including Hurley’s picture from 4.1. What if Polar Bears were being used because they have some kind of innate Northward orientation that at one time helped point towards the island or offset its anomalous signals? And on island were used to give some other kind of directionality because as we know from Sayid in season 1 his compass showed North being a bit off of where it should have been and tides are not normal on the island.

Ok, now this is making less sense as I go back and read this but I’m leaving it in. Need to give it more thought. But there’s obviously some magnetic anomaly there. That’s certainly something the polar ice caps could play into. And with the island being hard to find since it exists somehow differently in space-time (maybe), a Polar Bears internal compass might somehow be a tool used by Dharma in some way.

Back to 4.2

Where the frak was Desmond today?

He just suddenly up and form his own third group apart from Locke and Jack? Like the Ron Paul of the island rescue season?

Damnit he’s only going to take votes away from Jack!

Another indicator of the “rescuers,” intentions, efforts to find the island, and foreknowledge of the islands properties was Charlotte when she fell into the water. I think she clearly had a sense of awe that she was finally immersed in the island she’d heard so much about.

And she did this hotly.

Which is nice.

Ben really does his homework by the way.

What cabin? And why the look when Hurley questioned the direction? Did I miss something or is it more of the obsessive secretiveness most of the major characters horde like secret-junkies stocking up for a secret-less future?

Did Vincent really choose Locke’s camp? Or did he just get dragged along?

Because I trust Vincent’s discernment. Dogs can sense when shit is not right. He knows more about the island than anyone. I think him and Smokey chase field mice together.

And judge souls.

Plus dog spelled backwards is not Jacob and neither is smokey spelled backwards.

Coincidence?

Smoke monster can however be made into an anagram for “more mets k’s,” provided we leave an e and o out and imagine Johan Santana’s acquisition this week is somehow tied into the show. And perhaps the island’s strange magnetic properties somehow have a negating effect on extra vowels.

Genius?

Personally I think it could be a Dharma test to see how much disappointment Mets fans can take.

Speaking of smokey does it not feel awkward at this point when characters actually ask questions we would have asked ages ago? Like Locke asking Ben what the monster is. Seems to me this should have come up back around the 2nd minute Locke had a gun on Ben in his bedroom in Othersville. It is nice to hear some common sense. But it seems in reaction to our getting all pissy about it on the world wide web and not organic to the progression of the show or real human beings.

But these people are not real and we must not forget that. They are representations. Locke represents all the assholes who do whatever they want, not caring what the effects are on others as long as they themselves are happy and use their disability as an excuse to make others miserable.

And believe a lot of stuff.

Kate represents the female reproductive agenda and its tendency to present itself in any situation which sometimes causes women to shimmy seductively up tree trunks to stimulate the males arousal.

Sayid is coolness that is too cool to know he’s cool or care who else is considered cool around him. And it tortures him. His coolness that is. He’s so cool it hurts him. And so he tortured others to try and help them be as cool as him. Unfortunately outside Iraq the kindness of this is lost in translation.

Jack is almost as self-explanatory as Locke. Only Jack kicks Locke-ian ass because the only reason he is starting to lose it is because he is so good and rational. He is however in an entirely irrational situation. This causes a clash. One I dare say of Hamlet-esque proportions. And with all the same daddy issues as the great Prince. Only Jack is more decisive. If he were in a castle though he’d be wandering around dark corridors making speeches to himself. The island doesn’t allow for such contemplation. There’s no time for doubt. Perhaps there’s no time at all. It demands action and wont let him deal in mind-flesh or duty-desire duality complexes. Jack must act and does so based on real world empiricism. The empiricism that would serve him well in reality is both a strength and weakness in that it grounds him but also makes him solemn in the realization that all the world is suffering. So Jack is at war with the real world from which he also seeks escape. Alcohol is a means to that end. But so is the island. The island is the fiction of the fanboy or intellectual retreat of the learned and if Jack were in the real world he’d be fine escaping into it. But within the means of escape he cannot apply his rationality without disrupting his whole motivation for needing to escape it. It is in the island’s conceit of fiction in which his frailty lies. So Jack’s weakness is really not his own but the fake reality created for us and by us. Fiction is a lie and within it Jack is a tragic figure trapped in a place where he doesn’t belong but cannot do without. Consequently he has no chance to succeed with an audiences expectations and warring needs. Therefore his failures are really our failures and anybody who likes Locke more than Jack is with Al-Qaida and destroying America.

Oh yeah and Jack wants to be Roger Linus so he can be a Work Man and fix things.

That’s enough representations for now.

And Sawyer’s Colonel Kurtz line gets my award for best line of the night and best Sawyer-ism of the season so far. Surprised it took 4 seasons and a hundred or so days for him to come up with it. But he’s had a rough time of things and has been reading many of the classics so I’ll cut him slack.

Another thought on the cabin line by Hurley. This idea was sparked from someone else online. They suggested Locke’s reaction was because he didn’t know Hurley saw the cabin and Locke realized in that moment that Hurley might have a gift too.

I found that interesting and slapped myself for not thinking of it. I assumed Hurley mentioned it before telling him about Charlie. But maybe not. This would also mean Locke was not in the cabin. It wasn’t his eye. Maybe the eye was the same as last season. Meaning Jacob’s himself. Jacob appearing to Hurley would then be of some import since apparently he doesn’t appear to just anyone and one has to summoned to Jacob’s according to Ben.

This gives Hurley a certain power and mystique as well. One that could either impress Locke or make him as jealous as Ben is of Locke.

The show also violated a chief conceit in allowing a flashback for a dead character. Naomi. Either that or it was an Abaddon flashback which still violates a conceit in that they’ve never given someone not present on the island a flashback. This felt a little wrong. Not Nikki and Paolo wrong. But wrong.

Also important that Locke acknowledged that Walt was older when he appeared to him. Seemed kind of an inside joke as the monster question was , but it still is cannonized now that he has spoken it. I think this is another indication that we’re heading for an out of time scenario here. I wonder if Charlotte’s asking Claire about the baby being born on island is part of that. Maybe were headed for an episode 8 finale that confirms all this. Like Charlotte finding out the baby was actually not conceived on the island as well and then wondering how she has a 3 month old baby she conceived 2 or 3 years ago.

Just a guess, not a spoiler. But it feels right.

As for the fake bodies: Did it seem the Dharma pit Ben shot Locke near and the latter fell into didn’t have a lot of bodies in it? And why was it an open mass grave? Could the Others have dug it up recently to supply Mittelos or Widmore or whoever with bodies for the fake crash site?

Admittedly i don’t remember if the bodies in the grave had advanced to a more skeletal stage of decomposition. If so that would negate this theory. But considering the very real possibility that things age slower on island due to time anomalies maybe they decompose slower and could be made up to look as if they were on the bottom of the ocean for a couple of months, maybe a lot longer depending on what the time scale difference is off-island.

Anyway I think it’s apparent I’m thinking about this too much, possible dreaming as well since I woke up with the last few paragraphs on my mind after not having any of those ideas when I wrote the rest last night. Except for the cabin part. Can’t believe I didn’t see that. Hurley didn’t tell Locke he was the cabin. Interesting and maybe part of the reason hurley told Jack he shouldn’t have gone with Locke?

And by the way the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!

Never get tired of remembering that.

18 and done baby.

18 and done.

The Beginning Of The End:Lost Returns

On Lost.

Ok, decent start to things. Not a great episode but certainly a worthy opener. Loved it being Hurley-centric. And future-centric. But I hate seeing Jack continue to become so irrational and violent. I don’t want him to turn into the bad guy of this story. And more and more it’s feeling that way. Though there was hope near the end. That last flash-forward is what saved it for me. When Hurley and Jack are playing Horse. Before that things were spiraling towards a Jack is off the hook and responsible for everything bad kind of feel. But Hurley telling Jack he should have gone with him and not Locke adds a curious twist to that possible plot point.

Looked like Christian Shepherd at Jacob’s. But he didn’t look animated. Maybe just his body which obviously has to be somewhere on the island. But why bring it there? And was that Locke inside with him? Makes sense that Locke would go back there to build on his connection and seek advice and protection first hand after upping Ben.

And is that why the bullets were gone from Locke’s gun when Jack shot him? Does Jacob have issues with bullets as well as apparently with batteries? Maybe Locke emptied his gun there to appease Jacob?

But Jack pulling that trigger was both awesome and fucked-up. I would think Jack would more likely want to bring Locke and Ben back to civilization upon rescue and make then stand trial for their crimes. Because both really deserve to. Although who has legal jurisdiction on an unseeable island that might exist outside of time?

Favorite line was Rose saying, “I’m not going with that man,” despite her not wanting to leave the island. That and Ben remarking about Naomi having to get a lot of firewood.

But something about the episode felt…off though. The look, the dialog, the pace, all of it seemed less epic than I’m accustomed to with Lost. And is it just me or did a lot of the actors look noticeably different? Maybe it’s haircuts and weight gain or loss in the interim. But that day to day continuity felt lost. There was also some bad writing to serve the plot. Stuff like Naomi and her double trails as she’s dying. Or everyone seeing Charlie’s warning as an either or situation. Why does the freighter party have to be there for them or there to destroy them? Why can’t they be there for another reason and still help out when they learn there are people stranded there? Seems like the rational response. Guess everyone’s been hanging out with Jack and Locke too long.

Why is Desmond going with Jack?

Rose advocating Claire giving it up for Charlie was a tiny bit creepy even if we didn’t know he was dead.

How does Sawyer get scared of a fight all of a sudden and not make an attempt to keep Kate with him?

Is Charlie Cylon 6 to Hurley’s Baltar? Did the other inmate really see him or did Hurley imagine the inmate as well?

Any significance to Hurley’s drawing of an eskimo and igloo? The arctic motif has been here before with the polar bear, Penny’s monitoring station, and even allusions to various Others work up around Canada.

Where was Cheech?

Or was he Chong?

Could Jack’s breakdown have something to do with finding out Claire is his sister but finding out too late after leaving her behind? Or worse?

Could it be Penelope is really the one that rescues them now that a transmission got through to her?

Nice job when Desmond started moving in to tell Claire about Charlie. I was saying to myself, “no, Hurley’s got to tell her,” and then Hurley moves in and says he’ll do it. Hurley snapped after hearing about what happened in the Looking Glass station. Very emotional scene with Claire though I thought it took away from the moment when we get dead Charlie showing up in FF right when Hurley is telling Claire what happened. Minimized the gravity of it just a bit for me.

I’d also liked to have gotten more Jack reaction to Charlie’s death.

Hated the ending. Who stands there forever after a a long awaited rescuer drops in and asks if you’re Jack? You yell, “Yes!” Oh Happy day!” Some fucking response. Just standing there dramatically doesn’t make it dramatic. Not the moment to end on.

But it’s great that they’re doing this flash forward dynamic full tilt and not backing down from the set up at the end of last year. Too bad we’re probably only getting 8 episodes for a while. Who knows how long the next wait will be. You got to wonder how much waiting and delays the show can withstand.

Boom!

Bob Wants Primary Post, Bob Gets Primary Post.

Lost is back, the national election may be set Tuesday night, my Giants are in the Super Bowl, my Mets got Johan Santana. Can I smile yet?

While Obama keeps getting more of the kind of buzz I’d hoped he’d get I can’t shake the feeling Hillary is wrapping this thing up on Super Tuesday. Obama keeps getting all the big endorsements but I doubt that matters. I don’t think people care about endorsements. The people and news outlets who make endorsements care because it’s a symbiotic relationship with them feeding off each others ego and building on their isolated concepts of how important they are.

But I think Obama needs to make up too much ground in too many states Tuesday to win many of them. And although I see evidence that the youth and the black vote is swinging heavily towards Obama unfortunately young people and blacks don’t vote as much as old white people and middle class white women. And in those areas it seems Hillary still has a more than small edge. So while everyone is talking about a horse race going down to the wire I fear after Tuesday we’ll have exactly the tired and cynical final two pretty much everyone expected for 4 years.

Hillary and McCain.

So we can look forward to months of pandering and pundits opening wide ready to take in their bile and regurgitate it back out to us. Honestly it’s absolutely amazing how the media falls into lockstep behind whatever messages these candidates spin doctors tell them is the message. The Daily Show has always done a great job of illustrating this. Whether with the Bush administration and its spokespeople or during the campaign we’re in now when you see Jon Stewart play media talking head after head after head all saying the exact same things on the exact same days at virtually the exact same time, and playing it off like it’s something coming out of their own head, you get a sense of how absolutely Orwellian the whole thing is.

But what happens is a White House spokesperson, or more to the point of late, campaign advisors put out the idea they want perpetuated, right down to phraseology like “Hillary Clinton shows her soft side,” or “Obama takes off the gloves,” and then hours later everybody on TV is using these phrases and spinning a new mythology. Often it’s even more transparent and convoluted than that but it still is mimicked verbatim as the MSM continues to shirk their duty as the 4th estate and instead act as an extension of the other 3.

So get ready for debates where McCain spin Dr’s tell the media who gather afterward that McCain showed what a spry and energetic fox he is to combat the idea that he’s too old and will die in office, and then having to listen to every media outlet say, “Last night John McCain showed what a spry and energetic fox he is.” Or something like that but probably a bit more pithy because those are too many words for America to process in the smaller parts of the brain that these campaigns are trying to appeal to.

Look forward to Hillary’s Karl Rove, an equally pasty, lascivious looking slug of a man named Mark Penn, telling reporters that Hillary sure looked unflappable, resolute and passionate up there when McCain challenged her on Iraq and then have to hear Wolf Blitzer et al tell us “An unflappable HIllary Clinton shows her passion and resolve towards Iraq.” Of course Penn won’t use the word resolve because like Karl Rove he’ll want mainly to appeal to people for whom resolve or resolution is most likely something the Sun does around the Earth.

And we’ll get more of these idiots trying to con us that they’re all about issues and policies and substantial debates. I hear people say Obama isn’t as strong in his policies and plans. What the fuck are people talking about? All these people are campaigning with variations on a theme. There are such fine lines between all of them in both parties. And how often does anyone follow up campaign promises pr platforms they run on? That’s all strategy. It’s not an ideal. It’s not a mission. It’s not why they’re running.

I like Obama because he can think on the fly. He’s sharp, well-spoken, intelligent, and doesn’t insult peoples intelligence. Or at least expects them to have some. He doesn’t pander as shamelessly and isn’t afraid to say unpopular things. Remember he’s the only guy in this thing that didn’t vote for invading Iraq. The only one with enough guts to not pretend and give in to patriotic fervor. While Hilary says the problem with Iraq wasn’t the idea but rather the execution, Obama can remain firm that it was wrong from the get-go and based on lies. Hillary either didn’t have the guts to stand up to everyone in 2003 or didn’t do her homework.

To me Obama is a guy who once in office will be able to alter the game plan depending on the situations. I’d rather have a President who can take in changing information and new facts and adapt to them then one who acts as if believing the same thing all the time no matter what is a virtue. It’s not a virtue.

It’s a mental disorder.

Hopefully I’m wrong about Tuesday. Maybe Obama can get a lot more of Edwards supporters and that closes the gap even more. Maybe Bill Clinton calls New York Hymietown. Maybe Mitt Romney explains the whole John Smith myth Mormons believe and people are so hysterical with the laughter when they vote they can’t see what they’re doing through the tears in their eyes. Maybe Hillary forgets which State she’s in and tells California voters immigration is bad, Iraq wasn’t a bad idea, and Jesus told her so.

As for Lost the Mets, Giants etc well this post went on longer than I wanted so forget it. For now anyway.

Go Giants.

They have very little chance tomorrow. People have become delusional about this game. But it was a nice ride and hopefully it’s a decent game.

And go Giants anyway!