Monthly Archive for July, 2006

Clerks II

[image:185:l] Like many who are familiar with the Kevin Smith ouvre that started with Clerks, a primary appeal of his Jersey mileu is in inhabiting a world with characters we are familiar with. Smith’s people are like many of us who grew up pop culture junkies with a committed lack of connection to the normal expectations of society. We have rambling conversations about pop culture. We magnify minutiae until it becomes significant. We delight in both the arcane, in ourselves, and in each other. But we relate to the intelligence of Smith’s characters that conveys a hint of dissatisfaction with not only the world they don’t quite fit into, but with their own lives. They know enough to not be satisfied or blissfully ignorant. Like the lighthearted side of Pahlunik’s Fight Club, they represent a generation born to ennui that would rather crack wise than skulls. And they do so with all the painful awareness of just how obsolete they may be in the process of becoming.

Clerks II already has a built in appeal to those eager to visit old friends and celebrate that perhaps malformed sense of nostalgia that goes with reliving something from an earlier, and consequently younger and more hopeful time in our lives. Fortunately Smith gives us more than just a plodding retread of story. He advances the story while still keeping it grounded in the qualities that made it appealing 10 years ago. For me that 10 year gap adds another level of identification since it’s just about that amount of time since I moved to the area I live in now and have been working in the field I work in now. In fact one of the first movies I discovered after moving up here was Clerks. It’s one of the movies I most identify with two of my best friends in that time span who happen to be the other two hosts of this site. Smith’s entire career has spanned my existence in this new place that parallels both the bonds of friendships that sometimes are more important than sexual relationships or work that we see in Smith’s films, as well as mirroring the boredom and cynicism.

With all that in mind, and if you read my past reviews or know me at all, you realize I need more than dick and fart jokes to give my thumbs up to a movie, including the sequel to Clerks. And though there’s plenty of gutter language and borderline taste displayed in the movie it really offered me something to connect me further to the characters and subsequently connect them to myself. That connection to the lives of Dante and Randall in the previous film actually grew exponentially after seeing this one. Their situations mirror my own in just too many ways. That sense Randall has of the world moving on without him, passing him by, is one I have been grappling with. My own obsolescence along with the pop cultural icons that helped define me and that helped me define myself are slipping into nostalgic reminiscences on VH1 as they begin the inevitable descent into complete oblivion when 90′s and aughts nostalgia will feed a younger generations need to recapture youth and hope and my era will be as dead as Fonzies 50′s and your mom’s free loving 60′s.

Though Clerks II has some very funny moments, it is the emotional pull that connects these characters to a time and place, even an outlook, lifestyle, and future, that work to make this more than a silly comedy. Sure it’s fun to hear Randall riff on Transformers and echo my own largely ignored criticisms of The Lord Of The Rings. Jay’s interpretive dance homage to The Silence Of The Lambs is a thing of frightening beauty, the new light cast on porch monkeys is revelatory, and the concept of creatures called pillow trolls both hilarious and slightly upsetting.

But where a connection of lasting importance is formed is in moments like Rosario Dawson talking about why she doesn’t want to get married. There was a private satisfaction in her coolness and riffs on relationships that are the stuff of my vicarious girlfriend dreams.

The connections are formed for me when Randall lets the facade drop and says the things many of us would like to say to our friends. I felt it as The Smashing Pumplin’s “1979″ scores a montage of on the cusp life-altering changes and decisions facing our heros.

And the beauty of those decisions and where they lead in the films conclusion is that it does not pander nor go the route of the traditional expectation for Hollywood fare. I am not “normal,” and neither are the characters in Smith’s films. Sure they must at some point leave certain things behind, grow up a bit, and move on. But the way this is accomplished felt much more true to me and the characters than those out in the “real world,” would usually dictate. The standard desires for our lives have changed as the lie behind the old ones have been exposed over the last few decades. The more recent generation of young people are misfits who find their joys in different places. We wont grow old in quite the same ways with quite the same priorities and needs. Can you imagine your parents playing video games or reading comics? Your grandparents? Would their lives be altered significantly without Instant Messeging and Buddy Lists, or movie trilogies? Did they enter their 40′s still passionate about sitcom reruns from their youths or listening to music as far from the mainstream as Heavy Metal, Punk, or Rap?

Doesn’t seem so to me.

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I’ve often wondered when the moment will come when I start thinking like so called “adults.” When will I become as matter of fact, as disinterested in pop culture, as nuclear familied, or as distanced from the desire for friends and just hanging out, as my parents and the adults I grew up around were?

Well maybe the answer to that is never. I’ve tried to imagine a generation of people like me growing up without getting married, still playing silly games, still immersed in the worlds of fiction available through so many artforms and mediums, and just generally not fitting the normal idea of that word “adult.” It’s been hard at times but maybe that’s due to a failure of imagination on my part. Kevin Smith shares much in common with all the above expectations and characteristics, but when he revisits two icons of that world in Randal and Dante, Smith is able to imagine a future that pays all due costs to the necessities of maturing and change while offering a vision of how to do that without losing those things that matter to us, or becoming what we to some extent fear.

Whether this is all ultimately good for American civilization is an entirely other and very much debatable point. Maybe there is some denial and childishness in someone like me that is decidedly less than a robust and growing country needs to continue that growth. There are dictates of reality and biology we can’t control. Nature favors the fittest and strongest and I don’t know if the above traits lend themselves to those qualities. i don’t know that they don’t. Even within the culture I and Smith allude to there are many different types of many different levels of creativity and strength. What Clerks II offers is a glimpse of how some of those of a particular bent may find a happy medium in maturing and staying true to who they are and what makes them happy. And it makes it just a little bit more ok to to do so even if it denies certain truisms the movie itself brings up.

In particular I refer to Rosario Dawson’s views on relationships, that as I alluded to above are very much aligned with my own, and I think many others who get human nature and the legacy of our selfish genes. And yet she still makes decisions that do enter into the world of expected norms even as it takes place within that safer coccoon of her culture. I like to think it is the knowledge of what we are and have been that will help those like her and myself combat the pitfalls most have fallen into and allow us a different kind of maturity as we enter into relationships and professional choices. Armed with that knowledge maybe a more lasting happiness can be found and easier compromises made. Smith gave me a little reminder that it may be possible, as well as the inspiration to try and strike out in my own unique direction with no apoligies for it being less than what past generations expect. Misfits we may be; hell we may even be the ruin of Western civilization, but at least we’re not alone.

And the movies funny too.

And Lo Jesus Sayeth

My conversations with Christ.

Recently I found Jesus. You hear all about the brilliance of such a moment from the many whom I had previously derided as mindless zealots. And then it happened to me in crystal clear brilliance and I’m forever changed. I say I found him but in reality he found me. For so many this has involved a feeling or reaction to some momentous serendipity that for whatever reasons they had connected to Christ. But being someone who demands more Jesus reached out to me in the language I could understand just as I now see he reached out to all those others through their respective mediums of chance coincidence, cultural browbeating, or hitting rock bottom.

So Jesus found me and he did it empirically so I could be among the many to testify on his behalf. And he did it corporeally. That’s right! He appeared to me my brothers and sisters. And he spoke.

Jesus spoke to me!

And he wanted me to convey his messeges to all of you. Here are some of the things Christ has on his mind.

*And lo Jesus sayeth that the roots of middle Eastern conflict are within the minds of its inhabitants. The Lord believeth that without conflict they would be as a fish without water, a Lion without prey, and a porn star without nether parts.

*And lo Jesus sayeth that no competition of global import shall be decided by penalty kicks. The Lord likens this to an extra inning Baseball game being stopped for a home run derby contest to decide the winner, thus rewarding those who juice for themselves and not for Jesus.

*And lo Jesus sayeth that VH1′s World Series of Pop Culture is just such a competition of global importance.

*And lo Jesus sayeth that Rock And Roll is nothing without laser shows. Bringeth back the laser shows for without thee a concert is like a Mustard Seed.

*And lo Jesus sayeth Al Gore should be President of your United States. All should unite and spin the world back 8 years as if Superman saving Lois, and thusly let Gore lead as the heaven’s warrant he was destined.

*And lo Jesus sayeth Def Leppard’s Pyromania still holds up.

*And lo Jesus sayeth the biggest problem with The X Files was not it’s unsatisfying conclusions but that Fox Mulder was not paranoid enough.

*And lo Jesus sayeth that if the scientists say fossil fuels will be are undoing and that the Earth is warming then it is true for they know more of such things than I.

*And lo Jesus sayeth Scarlett Johanssen’s voice alone is hot like a spicy Mustard Seed.

*And lo Jesus sayeth George Bush knew about the outing of the one called Valerie Plame and that he whose own secrets are as dark as that mans should tell of no one elses.

*And lo jesus sayeth all who oppose unions are like spears who oppose shields for they seek unchecked penetration of the unprotected.

*And lo Jesus sayeth that corporate welfare is like a rancid Mustard Seed. The rich men who taketh handouts from the state and its citizens while those citizens pay again for the service, are the greatest blight.

*And lo Jesus sayeth he forgiveth Wynona and blameth any boyfriend who would not buyeth such a fine thing anything she should want.

*And lo Jesus sayeth his expectations for Arenofsky’s The Fountain are high. Too high. Like a Mustard Tree.

*And lo Jesus sayeth the gospel of the age is preached with humor and by the only flames of truth on cable newsie shows, the twin prophets Stewart and Colbert.

*And lo Jesus sayeth the one called Lieberman has denied us thrice and will soon go over to the other side.

*And lo Jesus sayeth the nations regulators are Pharisees protecting no one but their greedy masters from whom they issue to accumulate more power and possessions. And lo they are like big fish consuming all the rest in the tank. Big stupid poopy headed fish.

I also got to ask Jesus some stream of consciousness questions to which he responded more casually. Here’s what he had to say about the following:

Jamie Fox? He didn’t see it coming either.

World Series pick? He likes the White Sox to repeat but with an eye out for those Tigers and His Bosox.

Favorite movie this year? Omen remake.

Political party of choice? Communist.

All time favorite band? Stryper…Just kidding. He actually said that. Just kidding. Then he said it was Van Halen. “Eddie is god.”

Boxers or briefs? Neither.

More evil: Dick Cheney or Halliburton? He caught the trick question and compared the analogy to that of a Mustard Seed.

Best super hero movie? Batman Begins without hesitation. All who believe otherwise he condemns.

Hottest actress? Audrey Tautou. “Is that too creepy?”

Yankees payroll? Obscene.

Like a Mustard Tree? “Yes. Good comparison”.

Will the Cubs ever break their curse? How should he know.

Iraq? Liberals were right. They usually are.

Sadam Hussein? Small potatoes.

North Korea? Mustard Seed.

FOX News? Rupert Murdoch is the reincarnation of Joseph Goebells.

Actually? Shrugs.

Reincarnation? As likely as anything else.

How likely is that? Not very.

Superman as Christ figure? We should have fun with it. He does.

I must add the Jesus prefaced his sayings by telling me that he usually doesn’t speak to Gentiles. He trusts no one completely, or on faith only, but Jews, wishes others would stop talking about him so much, and that he made an exception for me because I have Jewish friends. It’s also why he doesn’t mind me making Jewish jokes.

He also asked that I report that he will have more to say to me in the near future. I will tell you all my brothers and sisters.

Love your fellow, humble, faithful servant,

The Dude

Stuff I’m Musing About

Our real fake President hates live people and is caught on tape, 24′s new fake President is named, and some VH1 and movie mentions.

Stem Cell vote passed today 63-37 but Bush will veto the thing. 67 votes are needed to override a Presidential veto. This is a measure that Americans overwhemingly support but these 37 idiots and their President are so tied up in their religious obligations that they are willing to let real-walking-around-people suffer and die because they want to appear to be loyal to those who vote for Jesus at the polls because they’re too addled to vote on issues that actually effect them.

And it’s going to go forward anyway. You can’t stop progress and technology. You can delay it’s implementation like corporate America and the oil industry did with the electric car, but change is going to happen and we are going to go forward. If we don’t we will die as we watch Europe surpass us in every area including stem cell research. BUt states and private industry will take advantage of the technology and eventually a sane President will get the government in on it.

That’s the thing about this ongoing battle of conservative, and particularly religious forces, to fight progress. They’ve been doing it for centuries just in N America alone. And they always lose and adapt. Pragmatism has a way of forcing people out of their happy-place delusions. It’s just a shame so much energy, time, and money has to be wasted in getting to where we are going to get anyway. The forces of ignorance have been fighting a losing battle forever. Sure they’ve had their small victories but from a distance the march of progress is a forward line. There’s just so many afraid of being Left Behind.

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VH1 has the World Series of Pop Culture going on. It’s a trivia tournament that pits teams in an NCAA bracket like tourny who are eliminated when all 3 members are gone from a round for not being able to answer questions ranging from categories such as tv themse songs, movie tag lines, and spinoffs.

This may be the single most important competition to ever take place!

VH1 continues to cater to my aging and unhealthy interest in nostagia for a bygone era. There is perhaps something religious in that. Growing old, afraid of being left behind and therefore clinging to memories of more hopeful and naive times. That’s partly why I understand them.

But hey I’m not going to legislate that other people have to own a Rubik’s Cube, wear leg warmers, or follow laws based on the precepts of the collective works of John Hughes.

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It appears to be official, 24 will have a new President next year and Regina King will play his sister. Also joining the cast are-and this sucks arse-5 Middle Eastern people, to most probably play terrorists.

But as for the Pres. Take a guess.

Ok I’ll tell you if you want to know.

The next President will be…

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

Wayne Palmer.

It’s true. I find this both implausible and exciting. But that’s 24 in a nutshell I guess.

This would be easier to buy if Wayne was on the ticket as V.P. with some Southern Democrat trying to sure up the urban blue states, get that David Palmer sympathy, and of course secure the black vote. And then he dies in office, or since the season will take place in a day, they could have him going into surgery to start the day and Wayne swearing in as temporary President. A few years ago Dick Cheney was actually sworn as Pres for a few hours while Bush got a colonoscopy. And then of course terrorists choose that day, perhaps on purpose, to unleash all hell upon an unqualified President.

But that’s what I’d do. The press stories say he’ll be the elected President and Regina King his and David’s sister, as well as being an advocacy lawyer.

It seems unlikely that a guy who held no office and was as morally messed up as Wayne in season 3, would get through a primary, much less a Presidential campaign. Remember he was involved in blackmail, a murder coverup, and all kinds of nefarious stuff while operating as David’s Chief of Staff. Maybe someone can jog my memory but wasn’t it implied that some of that stuff was getting out and David confessed to what went on? And did Wayne shoot somebody in that house? Sherri or the married girlfriend?

But I like Wayne and it will be good to see a Palmer or two figuring heavily in things. And D.B. Woodside’s mother was a Slayer as he played a pivotal part of the final season of Buffy.

There are less substantiated rumors that the season will take place shortly after last year, it won’t involve a terrorist strike as much as Jack being hunted, and that there may be something shot in N.Y.

That Jack hunt seems to contradict all the guys with Arab sounding names added to the cast though.

6 months till Jack’s back.

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Did you catch the clip of Bush and Blair caught on tape at the G-8 Summit?

Among other things Bush said, “See the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it’s over,” Bush told Blair as he chewed on a buttered roll.

Now first off, before you get to how disrespectful this is to basically curse another nation and how revealing it is about Bush’s preconceived biases, it also shows he’s got no conception of what irony means. Then there’s also the dismissive way he talks to Blair who confirmed England’s view that he’s Bush’s bitch with his pathetic subservience towards Bush as he tries to get his attention and discuss a political situation as Bush sits there chomping on a roll like some uncouth country bumpkin at a world summitt.

Oh.

Yeah.

But what comes across here is a man so uninterested in anyone’s opinions and one you can easily imagine having spent much of his life and Presidency always tuning out anyone not already on board his ideological platform. It’s the attitude of the religious zealot who slips smugly into blankness as you talk about evolution. It’s the attitude of the ignorantly arrogant who look on others as beneath them, their ignorance a necessary adjunct to that delusion.

But we saw another reminder of a man who has no interest in listening to people. One who give no consideration to alternate opinions or viewpoints. It’s another embarassing reminder to the world that we allowed this idiot to represent us on the global stage. And it’s also scary.

Scary as Dubbya is dumb. To get another idea of how dumb check out this exchange from the summit:

The camera is focused elsewhere and it is not clear whom Bush is talking to, but possibly Chinese President Hu Jintao, a guest at the summit.

Bush: “Gotta go home. Got something to do tonight. Go to the airport, get on the airplane and go home. How about you? Where are you going? Home?

Bush: “This is your neighborhood. It doesn’t take you long to get home. How long does it take you to get home?”

Reply is inaudible.

Bush: “Eight hours? Me too. Russia’s a big country and you’re a big country.”

At this point, the president seems to bring someone else into the conversation.

Bush: “It takes him eight hours to fly home.”

He turns his attention to a server.

Bush: “No, Diet Coke, Diet Coke.”

He turns back to whomever he was talking with.

Bush: “It takes him eight hours to fly home. Eight hours. Russia’s big and so is China.”

And tomorrow Bush is going to learn that fire is hot and polar opposites repulse.

My god people! Can you imagine Clinton or any other world leader of renown speaking like this?
What would Churchill and Stalin have done with this moron? When you hear the words of the founding fathers read back and hear the eloquence, the understanding of the import of their decisions, and the fierce intelligence behind their thoughts, and then you hear this feeble-brained fortunate son talk like a 3rd grader, it just has to sicken you. I mean I’m no mental giant but clearly the only thing seperating him and myself is what womb we came out from. IF any of you reading this were of the right age and switched at birth with Bush you would undoubtedly be President right now.

God save the friggin Queen!
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Studio is refusing to release Snakes On The Plane to critics. This undoubtedly means its absolute garbage and they want to jump on that buzz for a good opening weekend before word gets around.

Not so sure about seeing this anymore.

Clerks II on the other hand is out Friday and I can’t wait. The buzz is better than I thought it would be and the VH 1 special got my Askewneverse juices flowing. I want to hear Randal go on about Transformers and Hobbits. I want to see Dante being all hangdog and unmotivated. I look forward to the gust stars stopping by. And of course the Buffalo Bill dance.
May we all glory in the Buffalo Bill dance.

Oh and Darren Aranofsky’s The Fountain is coming out in October. I’ve been looking forward to this one for a while. I tried to put the poster for it on here but can’t right now. Hopefully I’ll get it on here later. But I can’t wait to see the movie and hope the reduced budget after Brad Pitt split doesn’t effect it much.

By Any Means

Conservatives are trying to take the same road to Iran as they did to Iraq. And once again truth is dying in the name of the evil scourge that is belief.

It seems that ideologically driven right-wingers just can’t learn from their mistakes. This is of course no surprise since the kind of people that perpetuate such ignorance and lies are generally not known for much in the way of introspection. But on the heels of Iraq it’s just mind boggling how little shame they have and how blatant they are about their refusal to learn.

Take the case of Iran and the right-wing PR firm Benador Associates. (From The Nation). Benador fed a conservative Canadian paper a false story about how Iran was making Jews there wear a yellow insignia just as Hitler did. It was completely disproven with Benador’s President Eleana Bendador even admitting planting the story. And yet all the conseravative blowhards like Limbaugh, The Drudge Report and various other blogs and news outlets printed no retraction.

This is of course because they are bent on drumming up support for taking out Iran. Just as with Iraq, a preexisting ideological agenda masking the primordial hunger for conquest, resources, and territory, caused much of the media and its political sources to report outrageous and obvious lies.

It’s not about the truth and they know it. Many of them have been caught admitting it over the past. Benador did so as well.

You see, not only are they imitating the spread of false information to suit bombing people, they are also a part of the right’s handpicking of discredited exiled sources. In Iraq we had exiles like Chalabi playing an enormous role in helping to justify the war and its expectations even though he was a proven fraud and embezzler with a clear bias and something to gain. Now we get Amir Teheri, an Iranian exile being used to create false insider justifications.

Teheri has been exposed as liar when as far back as 89 a reviewer in The New Republic exposed his book Nest Of Spies for having made up footnotes, non-existent sources, and interpretations of sources that were completely erroneous and self-justifying.

And last year this guy accused the Iranian Ambassador to the UN of having taken part in the hostage crisis in Tehran in 79. Turns out the guy accused of such in the NY Post was going to school in San Francisco at the time. His teacher and colleague there in the Department of International Relations at S.F. State University, Dwight Simpson, wrote the Post who refused to print his letter or a retraction.

But where the rights real modus operandi is exposed is in what Eleana Benador, whose PR firm not coincidentally represents Teheri, says regarding his proven lies. She called accuracy “A luxury,” and that accuracy paled in comparison to the larger issue and the risks to his life Teheri was taking in writing about Iran. She said accuracy plays second fiddle and, “In the end it’s important to side with what’s right.”

And of course what’s right is always what these arrogant bastards believe.

This is another clear example of what basically constitutes a conspiracy. There is a concerted effort among neo-conservatives and their brethren to push an agenda and to do so by any means necessary. They have been far too blatant about their lies. The deceipts are far too tangible for even self-deception. But there is a perhaps unspoken agreement that what they believe is right, has a divine impramatur, and that they have to do and say anything to actualize their vision. As a White House aid basically said a few years ago, they are shaping history to their ideal while the rest of us just sit and watch and can’t do anything about it.

This is why belief is such a dangerous thing. Especially when it is not wedded to any facts. From right-wing bloggers on up to Bush himself there is a clear and fundamental belief, whose motto may as well be, “It’s not credentials or who’s right. It’s what you believe that matters.” I throw credentials in there since we’ve seen too many examples of Bush appointees to numerous posts being based on allegiances rather than competence.

This is a very dangerous way to think or run a country. Ideologies throughout time have done nothing but serve selfish ends. We live in a world where not believing in anything, or not having faith in a higher power is anathematized, but I truly think it is those who don’t wed themselves to anything but what can be proven and what benefits the greater good that are doing something to make the world a better place and raise the bar on our humanity. For far too long we have been defined by our selfish actions in the name of convenient gods and ideologies. The true aspirant who wishes to rise above mere humanity is the one who leaves any kind of philosophical adherence or faith in anothers system of ideals aside. I wish we could make that the definition of being human rather than the ones caught up with the drives of natural selection and genetic supremacy which have unconsciously driven us for hundreds of thousands of years.

Yes it’s basically been proven that faith and belief extend life. But at what cost? I’m not advocating nihilism. Just a sound reasoning for what we believe that even when it extends to the abstract does so without hypocrisy and with a basis in reality. Ways to do this are best left for another discussion at another time. And maybe the only way to do this consistently and without agenda is to form this belief and sahre it with no one.

Viva Italia!!

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Ok I’m not a big Soccer fan. I’m an American and Baseball is as slow and subtly complex as I want from a sport. But my dad’s a huge fan. A Soccer hooligan from the old country. Italy to be exact. Naples to be more exact. He watches Soccer regularly even in the 4 years in between the World Cup. Of course he is into the whole thing like a kajillion other people across the globe and that’s mainly why I was watching bits of the tournament and rooting for Italy. I was actually on the edge of my seat, and off it, during today’s final. I had it on at work and was very excited to see Italy pull it out.

Some of this is ingrained since I did grow up watching some Soccer and going to Cosmos games in the NASL days at Giants Stadium. Even got to see Pele play a couple of times and make a bicycle kick goal. The energy was great and the game a bit more wide open here. And of course I’m half Italian too. But mainly I was glad for my dad because it’s one of the few pleasures he has and with emphysema he may not be around for many, or any more of these. I certainly hope he is, but even so it may be unlikley that Italy will get that close again. So since its been since 82 that they last won I was glad he’d get at least one more chance to see them get the big prize that drives all the world so nutty outside of the U.S.

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Even here its big, but mainly through immigrants like my father. There are countries that shut down their electricity for this thing just so they’d have enough to turn on when the game was on. It’s insane really, more so than our sports insainity which is quite insane. And it all means so little. But the way I look at it the drive to compete, to dominate and conquer is innate so why not direct it in something as innocuous as a game rather than warring with another nation or getting all heirarchical at work.

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When you think about how absolutley global this Soccer thing is, how completely it dominates cultures and is a mandated social discourse, though i understand why it’s not so big here, I’m not sure why the rest of the world hasn’t focused this passion and united under their Soccer-rioting impulse and destroy us. Death by layered defense! THink of the damage they could do just with their heads.

Certainly we’d be well served to try and understand the European mentality more by understanding the game and their passion for it. There’s a book out there now about Soccer saving the world. All kinds of tomes have been written about the game. It’s poetic majesty is to them what Baseball’s is to the U.S.

Knowing how big this thing is I hope this Zadon guy doesn’t get persecuted in France. He’s one of the worlds best and today was his final game. But inexplicably he torpedoed an Italian in the chest with his head for no apparent reason and got red carded and thrown out of the game leaving his team short handed in O.T. That may have cost them in the shoot out round when he wasn’t there and they lost by 1 as Italy made all 5 of their shots. It was really an ignominious way for a guy of his stature to go out. To have a career that long and great and to be remembered like that. To do something that stupid at its end and biggest point. It just makes you wonder whether you ever really know a person or how they will react to certain circumstances.

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Will he be the Bill Buckner (all hail!) of France? I don’t know. Probably shouldn’t be. The whole thing really is decided a bit arbitrarily for my taste once it comes down to the shoot-out round. I’d rather they keep playing until someone scores a real goal. It’s kind of like deciding a 16 inning baseball game with a home run derby. It’s not really what the games about. Even I know enough about Soccer to know that. I’m sure the many great authors including Nick Hornsby who have written books about Soccer and its meaning and European context, would agree.

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But that’s as far as my analysis on a game I don’t watch much is going to go. Italy won and that’s the best thing next to Engalnd winning. Better actually because of my dad.

And the fact that I’m not English.

I’m half Irish actually. But if I was in Ireland I’d go over to England’s side and probably spy on the IRA for them. It’s not so much a political choice. I certainly don’t sympathize with much of what England has done in that war over the centuries. But English culture is so much funnier and more palatable to me. Monty Python or corrupt cops? Dickens or whiskey? Droll ironic humor or jigs? No contest for me. The Irish do have U2, but they’re no Beatles now are they? So I’d be rooting on Beckham and the lads against anyone but the Italians, even though the Italians were nasty bike riding cheaters in Breaking Away. And their actually embroiled in a national Soccer cheating scandal now. But it has nothing to do with the players on the World Cup teams roster.

And their Azure blue uniforms have always appealed to me over the years. It’s my color. Italians know how to pick a uniform.

They’re going crazy all over the peninsula and in many areas of the U.S. I’m happy they won. My father is happy they won. The Mets won on the same day and are in 1st place which is the closest I’ll come to experiencing winning a championship with any of my teams soon.

Though the Rangers made an interesting deal signing Brendan Shanahan to a 1 year deal today. I’d say they have the best shot of the Mets, Giants, Ranger trifecta. And that’s with the mets 12 or so up at the All Star break and beyond the half way point.

Home run derby tomorrow with David Wright praticipating. First time a Met has been in it I think. Hope it doesn’t ruin his swing and tire him out like it has some players. i don’t see him doing very well since he’s not that natural home run hitter type with the upper cut swing. Which is why trying to do that could hurt. Randolph even joked today that he’s not going to worry about it since Wright will be eliminated in the first round anyway.

But I’ll have fun watching it at work with a fellow Met fan tomorrow night. Not as much as watching Italy win today (or sort of tie with benefits depending on how you read it). Even got an e mail celebrating it from a cousin. Not from the Irish side needless to say. This stuff is big to my people. And my father is feeling peppy. Probably reliving his Soccer playing days. I remember him playing with friends when I was a kid. It’s kind of sad to think about then and now. I can certainly feel that change happening in me as well and its scary on all kinds of levels. But I guess one of the things sports does is offer transference and outlet. And maybe sometimes that’s all we can hope for in this world.

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Musings From Limbo

[image:158:l] Lay is dead, Coulter is a liar, I’m still at Livingston, Affleck is Superman, Superman is not American, and girl on girl culture wars. I’m loving limbo baby!

John Barrie, a plagiarism expert who runs a service that scans and analyzes books and other documents for plagiarism was asked by the NY Post to take a look at Ann Coulter’s latest book and her columns from the past year.
From Muckraker.com

It didn’t take long to find evidence of plagiarism, Barrie said. “After we found three in the book, we called it quits. I think we found four of her syndicated columns that had problems.” But the task proved draining, he said — on himself, not his technology. “After combing through Ann Coulter for a while, it doesn’t take long before you want to call it quits. I want to prove the technology, but I don’t want to make my eyes bleed.”

The NY Post who I’m deeply ashamed to picture above and cite here, added the following details:

Barrie, CEO of iParadigms, told The Post that one 25-word passage from the “Godless” chapter titled “The Holiest Sacrament: Abortion” appears to have been lifted nearly word for word from Planned Parenthood literature published at least 18 months before Coulter’s 281-page book was released.

A separate, 24-word string from the chapter “The Creation Myth” appeared about a year earlier in the San Francisco Chronicle with just one word change – “stacked” was changed to “piled.”

Another 33-word passage that appears five pages into “Godless” allegedly comes from a 1999 article in the Portland (Maine) Press Herald.

Meanwhile, many of the 344 citations Coulter includes in “Godless” “are very misleading,” said Barrie, who holds a Ph.D. from the University of California at Berkeley, where he specialized in pattern recognition.

“They’re used purely to try and give the book a higher level of credibility – as if it’s an academic work. But her sloppiness in failing to properly attribute many other passages strips it of nearly all its academic merits,” he told The Post.

Coulter has already been proven to be one of the worst journalists on the planet by other sources including Al Franken who had a team scrupulously take a past book of hers apart in his own Lies And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair And Balanced Look At The Right. They found that they she not only plagiarized but made up sources and footnotes to suit her speel.

And yet Larry King will have her on and talk to her like a colleague. I guess if someone is controversial and serves the side of a debate you want to rally behind nothing else matters. Doesn’t hurt that she’s maybe a little hot does it? But it’s not just about that because guys like Bill O’Reilly have been torn apart and proven to be liars and hacks just as empirically and yet they go on dumbing down the discourse and helping to create mass opinion based on lies and fantasies.

Once again I wish we’d stop trying to serve all sides of arguments and instead insist that if you got something to say you back it up with facts. This should be the cultural form of natural selection taking place, but it seems at times like its the loud, obnoxious, and zealous that are being naturally selected for as far as spreading the cultural meme.

On the plus side Coulter’s syndicator is taking a look at her columns due to the plagairism. Hopefully they’ll do the right thing and ditch the bitch.

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Apparently they’re making a movie about George Reeve’s of Superman fame and he’s being played by Ben Affleck. There was an issue over whether they could show him in the Superman outfit due to ownership of the rights to that, which sound like they’ve been worked out. This means in a small way Ben Affleck will be on the big screen playing Superman.

Our national nightmare is realized afterall.

It’s ironic that both guys noted for playing him are named Reeves, died tragically, and are movie worthy. It wouldn’t surprise me to see them make one about Chris someday. Maybe Brandon Routh could play him. Maybe that’s just too culturally incestual. But the fact that Affleck will once again don superhero tights as he did in Daredevil just adds one more needless tragedy to the whole sordid tale.

I kid. I like Affleck when he’s not dating starletts. He’s funny and personable. Great on commentaries with his pal Kevin Smith. It’s a shame he’s turned inot something of a pop culture joke. I don’t know if it was the whole Beniffer thing that included them making Gigli, that did it. Or maybe all the action hero roles. The guy had alot of respect there after Chasing Amy and Goodwill Hunting. Where did it all go wrong? I mean it’s not like he’s a crazed Scientologist. Cut him some slack. I don’t want him to play Spock either but if he showed up in a nice simple writers movie again I’d wecome him. As long as he doesn’t date people who’s fame is an atrocity.

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Well I’m still at my old workplace. I thought I was out…and then they pull me back IN!

Ok I can’t imitate Pacino in text format.

THis was my choice. I’m officially transferred but they were desperate for staff and asked me to volunteer rather than have to get an outsider or 2 or 3 coming back and forth from other locations. According to the rules they couldn’t make me since my date was official and in writing. So I said make it so I don’t have to come in at 8 saturday and sunday mornings and I’ll do it. And they did.

It’s nice to call the shots. I feel like I’m in place of limbo between locations belonging to none and above them all right now. I like it. It’ll be gone in 2 weeks though. I get thrust right into a few days at Lake Taconic as soon as I start, which is both good and bad. A part time thing has suddenly come up that I’m trying to figure out a way to work with. It seems unlikely but for all you ladies eager to know where I’ll be and when, and how it relates to my social availibility I’ll keep you updated.

This limbo is nice though. I always hear people complain when they feel like they have no place they belong to. How they want to get into their routine. Nah, not me. I like feeling like my working is doing people a favor. I like getting a different scene without the obligations that come with entrenchment. Or the rut. It’s nice to not be tied to any program and feel free floating just a bit. I’m there in the same place doing the same stuff but I’m there as a favor on my terms rather than because I have to be. That’s sweet. I wish it could be that way all the time. That desire plays into the part time thing for technical job oriented reasons I wont bother with here.

But the magic will be over in 2 weeks and I’ll be in that other place where another employee just quit due to creepy management shennanigans. They’ve been losing them quite a bit lately. This is a concern.

Limbo is nice though when it comes to work. As long as you’re still getting paid of course. I wish I could have a relationship like that. You know, no real obligations but we’re there for each other. But with space and on my terms. And with me feeling like I’m doing her a favor.

Costanza, I know. And I’m mostly kidding. Mostly.

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Well Ken Lay did it. He got out of a lengthy prison term. Granted he had to die to do so but still man. These guys never do hard time.

It’s apparently a heart attack. A little coincidental it seems. Suicide rumors were rampant there for a bit yesterday. Like the Post I’d like the coffin checked to make sure he’s not using his resources and connections to pull a Jack Bauer here. Not end of season 5 Jack of course. End of season 4 Jack.

I know Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer is a friend of mine. And you Ken Lay…are no Jack Bauer!

Hate to dance on his grave but what a little creep and hypocrite this glorified two bit conman was. After having his sentence handed down a few weeks ago he issued a statement, part of which said, “My family and I believe that God is in control, He does work all things for good for those who love the Lord. And we love our Lord.”

So what Kenny you saying the Hundreds of thousands you screwed out of pensions and savings didn’t love the Lord?

He’s in control? Was it he who made you falsify accounts of profits and bail out before Enron stock went in the toilet leaving all those people to suffer?

You’re a scumbag man. White collar street hood who unlike street hoods wasn’t economicaly or educationally deprived and thusly wasn’t forced into crime but chose it out of pure greed.

At least his good buddy George W has lost a friend. No one deserves to lose his friends more. Press Secretary Snow told reporters just how much Bush sticks by those friends. For a man W once called “Kenny Boy,” and many sources exist showing close personal ties with, Bush told Snow to say, “No, the President has described Ken Lay as an acquaintance, and many of the President’s acquaintances have passed on during his time in office.”

Way to be there to the end monkey-chief.

But hey he’ll always have the memories of doing all that cool stuff like working with Lay on engineering those fake rolling blackouts in California to create a false energy scare and inflated prices. And he can warm himself with reminiscences of how Dick and him divvied up oil fields in Iraq long before 9-11 when Kenny Boy was part of those secret energy task forces Cheney so cleverly devised.

Good times.

And now Bush gets out of having that awkward pardon situation at the end of his term. Kind of worked out nice for Georgie boy. It always seems to doesn’t it?

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Now I hear some conservatives are getting on Superman Returns because of the exclusion of the phrase “And The American Way,” when Perry White asks if SUpes is still about, “truth, justice, and all that other stuff.”

I referenced this just a bit myself in my review (or was it my log entry at work?). It was something I certainly noticed and was very appreciative of. Didn’t think it was that big of a deal though but now of course you’ve got the Fox News types going on about how un-American the movie is.

Some who are defending the movie are saying the phrases exclusion was simply due to it sounding cheesy in our day and age. While I agree that is would sound corny and ridiculous, not to mention nauseating, I do think Singer and co left it out for other reasons.

They make a point in the film of showing Superman making various rescues around the world. They also have him hovering over the globe, waiting and listening to find out where on Earth he’s needed. I think there is clearly an attempt to shun that old jingoistic tripe about him representing the American way. It just doesn’t fit anymore. We’re more globally conscious now. And make no mistake about it, to many around the world, and here in the U.S., the phrase, “the American way,” carries very negative connotations. In fact the current American way is one that many wish a Superman was here to resue the world from.

I don’t think the exclusion any more of an accident than the Christ pose. Suggestions are clearly being made and attempts to build on the mythology of both true and inviolable goodness apart from national boundries or ideology, and the savior figure.

And I applaud Singer and the writers for both.

If conservatives can’t find anything heroic in Superman because of it let them go on worshipping their Ken Lays and Dick Cheneys.

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South Park’s “Trapped In The Closet,” episode that angered Tom Cruise and Isaac Hayes was nominated for an Emmy.

THis tells me Scientology hasn’t yet gotten to all of Hollywood yet. mAybe we can have Hollywood Crusades pitting celebs from both sides of the divide against each other in a battle for the heart and soul of pop culture. It could be the West Coast-East Coast rap wars for middle class whitey. Imagine Keifer locking horns with Cruise! Bauer against Hunt!

Or Matthew Fox from Lost taking out Beck’s whiny little ass (I love the guy but c’mon Beckster you should know better). How about Evangeline Lilly and Katie Holmes getting all cat-fighty in a fountain, their wet tops clinging tightly to their shapely curves as locks of dark wet hair spill over their eyes momentarily obscuring one from the other until they find each other again with groping, grasping hands reaching out in what started off as a clash of wills but is shortly exposed as a desirous need for each others warmth…each others touch…finally touching, groping, until close enough to slowly swipe those wet locks from each others eyes until they see each other again…see each other for the first time!…and at long last understand each other as only a long hot, wet, tongue filled kiss can enable one girl to know another.

Uhhh, I gotta go now.

Post 4th Musings

North Korea is launching missiles! Holy shite people.

That lunatic Kim Jong Il is really ballsey doing this on the 4th of July and almost simultaneous with the shuttle launch. Alot of people knew he was the greater threat than Hussein and now were all mired in that fiasco while this little creep flexes his muscles and dares us to stop him. Part of me wants to say good for him, while another wonders why the CIA can’t get a man in there to take him out from a rooftop.

The long range Taepodong of renown seems to have malfuntioned but hey that’s why you run tests. Get the kinks worked out.

War with N Korea would be a very ugly and costly venture on top of Iraq. This could be a really emblamatic example of why you don’t cry wolf when there is none. Now that there’s a snarling beast on the horizon and we are alone and overcommitted to other chores some people I wont mention might start regretting their selfish mountain of lies in support of a personal venture and skewed ideology.

I’m talking to you Branjelina.

Or am I?

This all reminds me that every empire has succumb to an unlikely upstart. Why should America be any different? I’ve always presumed the so called “barbarians,” that will overrun the U.S. will be South Americans. I still do believe it will be from our hemisphere if it happens at all. But who’s to say they can’t get an assist from intercontinental missiles that hit us hard and weaken the infrastructure.

Of course never in human history have we had such ease of information and technological resources. So maybe the patterns will change too. There just also happens to be a correlation to empires falling with rises in religious fundamentalism within them. Seems that when the free and easy ride on the top of the Ferris Wheel is over and things start to turn, people get real bogged down in wanting to feel special and moralistic. Got to counter the lowering national esteem with great shows of righteousness and imaginary superiority. I’m not sure that pattern is as consistent as the one about the “barbarians,” who topple the existing empire. But its happened alot.
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As for the shuttle, I don’t know about you but I cringe whenever that thing goes up. I was watching it live and just kind of expecting to see her blow. The images and backdrop are so familiar and referential to that iconography of Challenger and Columbia. There were shots that were dead on reflections of January 85 with that thick white plume against a crystal blue background with that shuttle at the plumes end like a wick.

And 6 pieces of the ship fell off after liftoff. Pieces from the external fuel tank. THis is sort of how Columbia’s heat shield got damaged leading to its reentry cataclysm. NASA says it happened later this time and because of this probably didn’t damage the heat shield. I have no idea if this makes sense. i only wish Superman were around.

I haven’t even checked into what this mission is trying to accomplish. No one seems to care anymore. We just hope they get back in one piece. Not exactly what Kennedy had in mind is it? I love space travel, not actually having experienced it if you’re wondering, and want to see us keep going where no man has gone before. But these shuttle missions got old a long time ago and we need to start talking about Mars.

It’s bad enough I’m not getting hover cars as promised but I was also kind of expecting moon bases and maybe even terreforming on Mars by the time I die. Vacationing on Luna would be a kick. Amusement park rides looking out on the lunar landscape, zero g earthlit walks on the surface with my beloved, and maybe even a little resurrection along the lines of Heinlen’s The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress .

This reminds me of the Futurama episode where they take a ride on a Moon park ride that details space exploration history but 1000 years in the future they kind of bungle the information. This is one of the few times Frye gets to be a know it all and look down on the stupidity of those around him. My favorite moment is when the ride goes past a Honeymooners scene being eneacted with Ralph doing his “To the Moon”, bit. The ride proclaims it as seminal moment in space exploration, but Frye points out that its really about Ralph threatening to beat up his wife.

You had to be there.
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Watched that Storytellers on Pearl Jam and Ed was really good. Quite a few funny lines and emotional stories in there. His bit on Alive and how the line “I’m alive,” was meant as a curse due to its roots in his adolescent trauma, but the curse was lifted by fans chanting that line and giving it new meaning over the years was very nice.

Another good one about Gone and how Springsteen may still be the Boss of car songs but PJ is moving up to middle management.

I was impressed with Eddie’s wit and warmth. It’s too bad he went undercover for so long. It’s understandable though in light of recent revelations that he had a stalker in the 90′s that really upended and endangered his life. He said in recent Rolling Stone article that he consciously cut catchy parts out of songs for years in order to keep the band from getting too much attention and therefore courting more such problems.

That also just happens to be my reason for not achieving major success and global fame. Considering the attraction psychotics have to me now can you imagine the attention I’d get from stalkers if I was a celebrity?

Really dodged a bullet there. With my inconspicuousness I mean. Really lucky.
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Submarine maneuvers off Hawaii are about to reume with alot of debate regarding high frequency sonar believed to be killing whales. Yahoo

After the Navy was granted an exemption from Federal laws protecting the whales by your Defense Department one of those nasty activist judges Jesus freaks love to hate had this to say:

The Navy’s failure to take a “hard look” at the environmental impact of war games was an “arbitrary and capricious” violation of the National Environmental Policy Act, U.S. District Judge Florence-Marie Cooper wrote in granting the restraining order.

Man with Japan’s heavier whaling and all the mysterious beachings here in recent years you got to wonder if these big boys have a chance. They’re no longer a source of oil so we don’t really care anymore. I mean from an official policy point of view.

Somewhere there is a Vulcan crying.
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THERE ARE SNAKES ON THE PLANE!

You want to see it. I want to see it. We all want to see it. It’s just too stupid not to want to.

Production on the sequel, There Are Sharks In The Jacuzzi has begun with the casting of Roy Scheider as the gritty jacuzzi repairman who warns a small Santa Monica community about the dreaded landsharks that infiltrate peoples homes and yards posing as Western Union and Candygram delivery men.

Chevy Chase has a cameo as formerly funny comedy actor who gets drunk in a bitter rage over his long dead career and exposed lack of wit, and stumbles into his jacuzzi to find his ultimate destiny.

But I do want to see that silly snake movie and I’m ashamed of myself because its just what they want. The producers not the snakes.
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MSN poll on best superhero movies ever. I don’t know about you but I think this list is way off. Never even heard of Spy Kids or Inframan, but Superman II over the original? Spiderman over Spidey II? Hellboy? Batman Returns for gods sake! At number 2 no less!

I know its subjective and everybody is entitled and all that stuff, but anyone who thinks Batman Returns is better than Batman Begins is a danger to society and to themselves. The only thing I agreed with here is Darkman and Rocketeer (and not just because superhoney Jennifer Connely is in it). But then again maybe this is because there really haven’t been alot of good superhero movies. As much as I love Spidey and Supes, and as much as their flicks were ok, they’re not exactly striking deep chords with their storylines. The preexisting mythology, particularly of Superman has its power if you’re into that need for an icon of goodness, which I am. Spidey and batman, the Nolan one anyway, were as good as these things can probably get. But I think to make one that resounds and is a great stand alone movie you have to go to the kind of less explored places Darkman went to and with characters that fit a story rather than trying to find a screen plausible story for a preexisting superhero character.

My list would have to go a little like this:
Batman Begins
Darkman
Spiderman II
Superman
Superman Returns
Superman II
Spiderman
Rocketeer
X Men II

Can’t even get 10.

Now if we expand to comic book based we open up to more possiblilties in the Darkman vain. Stuff like Ghost World, Blade, Men In Black, V For Vendetta, and Sin City.

Lots more I can’t think of I’m sure. Maybe A Bobby can give me a hand on that one.
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Katherine Mcphee of American Idol fame has admitted she’s had bulimia issues. Man that makes me sad that a robust and healthy woman like that would want to remove some of that wonderful pulchritudinous. Is it the ass Kathy? Trust me on this: we like it. That’s one perfect looking body in my humble opinion and it pains me that when we begin dating I’ll have to monitor her to make sure she’s not wasting the meals I pay for.

This goes for any women I date who might have this issue. I know its going to work its way out of there eventually but if I’m paying for dinner I want it to make its way through the digestive process so I get my moneys worth. She can offer all the sex she wants but if I don’t feel that meal is getting enjoyed and being given its proper alimentary due, than I feel ripped off. It’s a sign of disrespect to upchuck my offering minutes after consuming it. Plus she’ll taste like vomit.

Now excuse me while I call the voodoo doctor to try to get the spirit of George Costanza out of me once again.

Seacrest out

Independence Day Musings (Not At All 4th Of July Related)

Some politics, some sports, some personal stuff, and all before 3 a.m.

Congress turns down a minumum wage raise and the next day goes to work on Bush proposal voting Congress themsleves get raises.

Your Republican Congress. Committing little acts of atrocity in big and small ways every day.

It just goes to show how out of touch and completely oblivious to the world outside the beltway and its shennanigans they are. The disconnect on this and so many issues is just appaling. These guys are the prototypical fat pig politicians feeding at the trough. Why isn’t there as much debate over this as abortion? THese guys truly believe in nothing but getting theirs while they can. Maybe they’re not so wrong for doing that. We’re here a little while, they earned the opportunity (in some cases), why not go to town. You only live once and they know as well as I do that there’s no heavenly reward for a life well lived. If they believed otherwise can you really imagine that they would shite upon so many people the way they do? Would they send others off to die in war? Would they foment hatred for votes?

No if they were nihilists who believed in no god, no afterlife, nothing but survival of the fittest they’d act just as they have.

Silly me. I should have done that too.
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Speaking of abortion I really don’t care about overturning Roe v Wade. Let them do it. First of all the Supreme Court usually takes national consensus into play when making decisions and they know most Americans favor some sort of abortion rights. And if they overturn it at worst you’ll have states making their own decisions and most of the states where people get abortions will keep them legal. It would be political suicide for the Republicans to completely overturn it. In fact it might guarantee a democratic victory in 2008. Don’t wake a sleeping giant or a pregnant woman.

What might be interesting is all this talk about partial birth abortion bans, and even conservatives who prefer first term abortions stay legal (as does 75% of America), and that victims of incest or rape, as well as women at health risk, be excepted.

This doesn’t make sense to me. If the whole argument is that a fetus is a life, and lets face it this is a religious issue so I’m going to say a soul as well, then how can you make an exception?

Murder is ok if it follows a rape or Uncle Joe makes a move on his little niece? Even if the mother is at risk, is it ok for her to murder her child to save herself? Would we accept that from any mother with a child running around outside her womb? Imagine a mother who threw her child into the path of an oncoming truck to save herself. From the Christian point of view what’s the difference?

Of course I myself don’t believe there’s a little soul in there and I think a person should be able to do whatever they want to do with their bodies. But if I suddenly had a revelation that a unique and fully human being was in there I think I’d want that rape and incest victim at least, to stick with it. Two wrongs don’t make a right. Right?

And didn’t the pro lifers supposedly have this revelation somewhere along the way? Aren’t they of that mindset about the fetus and soul? Can you defend human life with exceptions? I don’t think so. I think that’s hedging and further testimony that these people don’t believe anything and that religion not only ruins minds it lends itself too easily to political wedge issues like this.

Once again I must affirm my belief that we start performing retroactive abortions starting with a coat hanger to Dick Cheney’s skull up through his mouth.

On national T.V.

With numerous slow motion instant replays.

And commentary and analysis during and after the “procedure.”

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Pearl Jam were are on VH1′s Storytellers this past weekend. I forgot but my wondrous little DVR remembered for me so its sitting there waiting for me to press some buttons. I’m sure it will be on again for those of you who missed it. I know no one else cares about this here and for that there is a little part of me that hates you all.
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The long predicted free fall of the NY Mets is getting into full run now. I knew a pitching staff like that was doomed. And there’s just too much age at too many key spots. The Mets just keep patching a team together every year without any conception of how you have to grow one and how much finesse it takes to get it to gel in all the right ways at the right time.

Yeah we have Wright and Reyes which is nice. But its 2 guys. Everyone else is on the decline. And even those 2 are going to run into problems due to their inexperience. THey are far too important to this teams success. Rather than being supporting guys like Jeter was when he came up, they have the team riding on them. This is not good.

The problem is that New York has no patience and consequently neither do the media, and the Mets that act on thier criticism. Every year I say stay away from high priced 30+ year old free agent signings and wait it out for 2-3 years accepting lousy teams like Florida is doing and trade guys off to get more prospects. This and higher draft choices that come from bad finishes will provide a bigger and younger nucleus to build a much more viable upstart like the Tigers are now.

Some people think they are a Cinderella team out of nowhere. But 2 years ago when they were challenging the Mets all time record for losses in a season I took a look at what they had in the farm, the promise of that years number 1 pick, and said they’d be a contender before the Mets and a much better team over the next decade. THere’s a Tiger fan from michigan that I work with that I said that to 2 years ago and reaffirmed earlier this year. Said I would rather be a Tiger fan than a Mets fan. Even he thought it was crazy.

Now he gets it.

The Mets dont.

Instead we get a little run and now watch Carlos Delgado hit his downside along with Pedro and Wagner. Glavine is having a great season but it wont last either. i love Delgado I really do. Great guy. Highly intelligent and principled. BUt he’s in his mid 30′s and showing signs of decline. He still is doing ok, 20 or so home runs, but his avg has never been lower in his career and he’s showing more holes in his swing.

Pedro is hard to watch. He’s hurt more and more and has mediocre stuff. All of which was predictable. Some guys in the bullpen had career first 2 months along with Valentine at 2nd and Nady in RF. I expected them to make up for it. Now they are all doing that with horrendous display after horrendous display.

Things even out and one should never judge teams on the moment. Baseball is beautiful because so much of it mirrors life. THis is another example. It’s like when politicians make campaign promises that bely their entire political and or business careers. I can’t fathom how people are fooled by this just as I couldn’t fathom how people thought the Mets were that good and on par with Boston, the Yanks, Tigers, White Sox and other quality teams (And the Yanks aren’t even that good). People don’t change that quickly and Mets fans are starting to find out that the srprises were flukes and the aged ones are not beating time and decay anymore than the rest of us. The quick fix doesn’t work much in Baseball anymore so than in life.

Now all these committments that make the Mets a bit better but nowhere near championship level, as they’ve proved against better A.L. teams, will make them good enough to avoid the kind of high draft choices necessary to getting the kind of quality young pitching arms this team will never win without, but keep them still weak enough to never win a championship. The blend is just not right.

I’m not even sure this is a playoff team. If the Mets were in the A.L. I firmly believe they’d finish no better than 3rd in any of its 3 divisions. Certainly the East and Central. Probably 4th. In the wretched NL and especially East they may hang on by default. But it wont be pretty and they will be embarrassed in the playoffs. And I do think complete collapse and blowing this 11 game lead is doable for this team if Pedro doesn’t get it together.

Either way they will then have no 1st round draft choice because they lost that for signing a 34 year old closer in Wagner who has been mediocre at best. So they will throw more money at free agents, none of whom are top rotation pitchers in their 20′s (Zito is late 20′s and best available but likely to go to Yankees and is not an ace anyway). Pedro will be worse, Glavine will be gone or worse, and whoever they sign will be merely ok. And they only have one good pitching prospect anywhere near hopeful or ready and he only has one good pitch.

What can be done?

Make me the G.M. I have a proven track record of never being wrong and forseeing every trend good and bad with the franschise. And I work cheap. I only make $16 an hour now so just get me to 6 digits on the year and I’ll be a shiny happy person with all the class A NY City hookers a man can buy.

Ok no hookers. I can live with that. G.M. position has enough status to get me some companionship. Legalized prostitution. You know the kind with dating, paying for meals and outings instead of cash, and a promise of protecting the genetic heritage with ample finances. So much better than calling it prostitution.

But I digress.

I know I’ll never be the G.M. Omar is ok but I really have never seen an indicator that he knows how to build a winner. And he says, “You know what I’m saying,” too much. Far too much as a matter of fact.

Poor Mets. An 11 game lead and they’re still making me sick.
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May have been my last night at old work place tonight (might be thursday, but was supposed to be monday). Felt a little sad saying goodbye to certain staff the past couple of days. I’ll see and talk to them but it wont be the same. I’m out of the family now. 3 or 4 of us are going to try and play golf periodically. Wasn’t crazy about them all but I could count on a few in a pinch. If something goes wrong in my personal life I know they’d have been there to make the load more bearable. Good guys. Now I’m on my own in a place where I’ll enjoy the clientel better but where there is unlikely to ever be good staff comeraderie. If something
stressful goes on personally I’ll get no succor there. There will be no shared experience, no bond, no trust in mutual interest and no understanding of histories and past to act as shorthand in making the good or bad stuff in life more expressable and understood.

Not as much O.T. either.

As Job Bluth would say, “I may have made a terrible mistake.”

Let’s face it: Almost all jobs stink and suck spirit from us if its not what we want to be doing or what feeds our soul, or minds-brains, or emotional needs, or whatever you want to call that undefinable part of us that causes angst and lack of satisfaction. Joseph Campbell said, “Follow your bliss,” in life. Very few do that or even know what it is. Alot of us get lost in the shuffle of an overpopulated world with so llittle bliss to go around.

But I’m starting a share the bliss thread that will merge into a share the bliss campaign. Ultimately this is designed to make lives happier and create ideas for those of us who want to change our vocations and feed ourselves through our day to day work rather than enervate ourselves. I’m not sure what form this will take yet but post your suggestion here and as I post further on the idea.
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I need a joke.

Did you hear the one about the honest evangelist, the even keeled blonde, and the brainy redneck that walk into a 5 star restaurant and go up to the scrupulous cable news reporter waiting for them at the bar?

Me neither.

Superman Returns And He’s Tangled Up In Blue

[image:151:l]The mightiest illegal immigrant is back to save us all. Especially Lois.

Well my desire to live life through the man who saves the world for free and doesn’t waste his time in the jungle being dumb as an ape and doing nothing like that lousy Tarzan, finally came to pass with the release of Superman Returns. I admit it, Superman has a special place in my heart. I related more to Spiderman and Batman growing up, but that idealist in me had a special fondness for the ultimate indestructabe, and incorruptable good guy. Sure the Clark Kent guise is corny and the magical hypnotic power of the glasses to overwhelm mens minds, a bit ridiculous. And credulity is strained even more when he and Supes both return from 5 year sabbaticals the same day, and no one at the Daily Planet including intrepid reporter Lois Lane catch on. But hey that’s part of the conceit you have to accept and just go with the flow.

A bigger question might be how Lois Lane went 5 years during the self-imposed exile Superman returns from at the beginning of this movie, without getting herself killed. Supe’s is back in Metropolis a day and the first thing he has to do is bail this chick’s needy ass out yet again. This for a woman who has been culminating the S man’s exile writing a piece called “Why The World Doesn’t Need Superman.” Talk about ungrateful.

But that title and all it implies makes a sort of nice figurative statement for our own culture’s lack of Superman in cinema (there is Smallville on tv), and in spirit over the past 3 decades, which includes the perhaps not so coincidental same 5 year period since 9-11. Surely I’m not the only one to herald the anticiapation for this movie saying to themselves we need Superman. Or maybe I am. But thankfully Earthlings of the cinematic world are alot more receptive to his return than Lois or the Pulitzer committee who are moved enough by her self-serving piece to award Lane that prestigious award for her efforts.

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And while this selfishness is typical of modern media it comes as especially narcissistic from a woman the hero in question turned the Earth backwards for and who continuously puts herself in harms way by doing stupid stuff like riding a fuel filled airborne plane sitting under the first ever space shuttle scheduled to take off from such a position (yeah nothing could go wrong there), and sneaking onto Lex Luthor’s yacht with her kid in tow to snoop around. So you happened to make it 5 years without falling off a building or being kidnapped? But there’s a whole world of people out there Lois who have suffered in the interrugnum. Forget what’s going on inside your skirt for a moment and be a journalist with a broader mind and outlook.

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Of course Lois changes her mind by movies end and begins a “Why The World Needs Superman,” column when Supe’s bails her out again. This kind of reinforces her selfish motivations that completely ignore an entire planet not so lucky to make it through a half decade without major trauma. But then again Lois has always been a bit self-centered. It’s part of her charm and character. I can live with that. It just seems Superdude should have better taste and not get his britches tangled over an egomaniacal reporter. Hell nobody even reads newspapers anymore. Can’t Supe’s land a cable news anchor? That Soladad babe on CNN is hot and seems very superficial. Perhaps even evil. Why not fly her around and get a look up her skirt?

But again, I’m bringing some of my own media and relationship issues into this.

And you do have to honor the story that brought you here. It’s always been partially about the Lois-Clark-and His Superbness triange of duality. Plus the movie did need something to evoke that absence of heroes and hope I think many feel today. Lois’s article along with the 5 year post 9-11 period, the subliminal split second of past news footage, and shots of the towerless NYC skyline doubling as Metropolis, do make that emotional transition to invoking our own sense of loss and fantasy for a true blue savior of unquestionable integrity. It certainly does that for me. If you’re similarly inclined emotionally and philosophically you’ll probably get something out of the movie. you may even get that tingly and even weepy sentimentality over moments when the quietly authentic goodness and the ability to transfer our physical restrictions and frustrations into a mastery of physics, moved me, momentarily letting me rise above the physical and mental limits that bog me down.

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After all that’s what Superman did for America when Schliegal and Schuster first unleashed him upon a country entering war, dealing with economic realities belying the lies they were sold, and facing the threat of encroaching fascism. Supe’s isn’t alone out there anymore, he’s got more competition than just Jesus now for the indestructable made up savior role. But he’s still an icon that carries some weight in the national, and perhaps the global consciousness.

I don’t think for most of us this is because we want to be Superman. He is after all an alien with gifts and strengths alien to us. But in a world of selfish motivations, gratuitous killing to satiate short term needs of a few, ideologies masking timeless greed, mounting natural global catastrophes, a promise of more, and one in which religion has less and less solace in the face of science, the desire for a savior of irreproachable goodness and without a cult or 800 number, i think many have a deep connection to the idea of a truly super man that can bail us out and like the gods of old, make us feel like his chosen people through his grace.

And though Supe’s does get into his Jesus Christ pose a few times in the movie, and he certainly suffers, ::::Spoiler Alert::::

and even dies for us, this is a Superman not completely without some ego. We see moments where he is doing some basking in it all and self-admiring, a not altogether ungodly trait considering the jealous ones of our wonderful and rich heritage that have brought us such wonders as genocide in those gods names. Supe’s, like Jesus, even has the white bearded discorporeal father figure in the form of Jor-El/Marlon Brando dispensing advice from a long dead past.

And all this human preening fits in with a humanity that lets Brandon Routh get his old One Life To Live chops out as he makes alot of hurt faces and longing gazes over Lois, her boyfriend, and her son of questionable parentage. He even does a wee bit of stalking and illegal domestic eavesdropping that would make Donald Rumsfield proud. Or Luke and Laura. [image:150:l]

This stuff got a little tedious at times for me but Routh managed to carry it off without it becoming mawkish. I thought he was great in general and very evocative of Christopher Reeve, but I’m not sure I like Superman being as heartsick and pathetic over a woman as I would be. This is not to say that he’s all touchy-feely Metrosexual guy here. It’s not that over the top at all. It’s just that I want more detachment from my gods and I want them to have detachment from human desires like sex and emotions like jealousy. Some complained that Superman doesn’t say much during the movie. I like that. Superman should have a little of that kind of mystique about him. I’m ok with him being aloof and unapproachable. He’s the friggin man of steel for Christ’s sake!

I’m also ok with him having a little humanity though the film could have wallowed in it a tad less. 2 and a half hours could have been cut down more efficiently with a little less of the S man hanging around houses using the old x ray vision to peep in on Lois’s domestic normalcy. I know part of him wants that and can never have it. That’s his burden. one of his crosses to bear, but there’s still something creepy about it. Can’t he just do a flyby and shake his head rather than hang like Travis Bickle watching Cybil Shepherd at work? There’s something about long, knowing, subtext filled looks coming from Superman which nature abhors.

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I find it less abhorrent than Lois’s affections for him though which are clearly based on looks and super powers. Really now what could she see in him? They never really talk much. They can’t have alot in common, or mutual backgrounds from which to draw. They’re not even from the same universe much less planet. He’s allergic to Kryptonite, she can’t spell. She’s selfish and self-centered and he’s saving the world on his own time every day. The idea of someone realistically and actually mating with Supes sort of insults me in the way a Christian might be insulted by anyone stating they want to do Jesus. Sure in her world he’s more real than the J man in ours, but he’s still an icon and rep of truth justice and the American way (thankfully he acts globally in the movie which dispenses with such patriotic allegiances and identifications). But then again I suspect many women do lust for Jesus, thus giving us the buff depictions of him in the Western world.

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But relationship issues aside, Superman Returns provides some satisfaction and reward for those of us of that iconic bent who need a hero. There’s some nice effects that convey a sense of Superman’s powers while still giving a sense of realism, physics, and gravity that make it all the more compelling. Kevin Spacey is fine as Luthor but there’s only so much awe insiring you’re going to get from a middle aged guy with no physical skills. Which is ok for a movie where you can play on his whole need to prove brains over braun, but I’d like to see future movies find a more terrorfying villain.

It would also have been nice if they could have gone a bit further with Luther’s notion of Superman as a withholding god and he himself as Promotheus attempting selflessly to steal boons from such gods and gave them to the people. In reality we all have rationalizations for our horrid deeds and Luther is on to something there, but it’s quickly discarded with a joke about his cut of the profits and an obviously selfish and inhuman dismissal of all the millions whom his plan would kill. I’d have loved to see Luther have even more of an argument since we deal more in shades of grey than black and white. Though Superman’s appeal is partly out of his own clear heroism, I think the character could stand up to some moral ambiguity in contrast to a misguided but not alltogether wrongheaded villain. If they’re going to have him be a peeping tom and getting all vainglorious about himself, I think we can take that next step and do more with Lex’s line about gods flying around in a red cape and not sharing their superior technology with us.

But all in all SR is a decent new entry into the superhero movie annals and a worthy homage to the first 2 Christopher Reeve starred films. Reeve and his recently deceased wife Dana receive the movies dedication in the credits, which is only appropriate as the man I grew up identifying Superman with. Even after reading the comics before and after, Reeve was always Superman, no less so after his accident which he used to heroically try to make a statement and improve lives.

As far a superhero movies, unlike most people I’ve read, I’d have to rank this a bit behind Batman Begins while being about on par with Spidey 2, which I really need to watch again to get a full on impression. I don’t know how much rewatch value SR will have just yet as its hard to seperate the myth and legend and what it conjures in my heart and mind from the movie, but if you’re inclined towards heroes in tights and aren’t alarmed at men in capes, you’ll probably get enough out of this puppy to make it worthwhile even if you don’t come out quite as exhilerated as you wish you could be again.

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How can Lois have a kid with Superman and not remember his identity? In Superman 2 he erased her memory of their affair and his revelation when he resumed his life as Superman. Did she not know he was the father until the piano? Did she then piece things together? Wouldn’t that be upsetting? Make her feel violated? There doesn’t seem to be any surprise, but her sexual escapades with him coincided with his revealing his identity. How can she be aware of one and not the other? I guess they could have had sex again later but really makes him seem flighty and really inconsiderate after making the decision he made.

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