Monthly Archive for April, 2006

Random Thoughts From The Pop Culture Spectrum

[image:122:l] Movies, T.V. and dead rock stars.

They’re making a Transformers movie. Don’t know how I feel about this. Optimus Prime will battle Megatron in downtown L.A. and that’s a good thing though L.A. has been through enough what with deadly viruses, nuclear attacks, Presidential candidate assasination attempts, ex presidents assasinations, and nerve gas. And don’t forget Shaq and Kobe. Don’t know if this will be geared towards kids or the adults who grew up watching this stuff and playing with the toys, but it wont be easy to tailor it to both if that’s the plan. Or maybe it’s a built in home run without trying. Don’t know but I hope there’s more than meets the eye.

Looks like JJ Abrams and the Lost production team are going to direct and produce a Star Trek prequel that will deal with Spock, Kirk and the rest of the old time crew in their academy days. This also fills me with mixed emotions. Prequels in general make me ambivilent because you know how certain things work out. Spock wont die in this one, Kirk will screw alot of cadets, Scotty will fix something for the first time, and McCoy will complain about the archaic curriculum. Abrams seems on a role though and maybe he can take the series out of the grave and revive it in a dramatic and exciting way. Maybe an electromagnetic subspace anomaly that takes the form of a black nano cloud that reads minds and casts judgment on Earthlings.

And a hatch. Some kind of mysterious hatch.

The casting of this will be a much ballyhooed affair I’m sure. How do you cast someone to play a role William Shantner originated and made famous for overacting in? I think you have to go CGI here. No human can pull this off.

Last nights 24. Loved it. I yelled out loud at 2 in the morning when I watched it and put my hands over my head when Heller’s fate grew apparent. I don’t care how implausible evil Robocop’s multi-tasking layers of “contingincies,” of which he, Jack, and 24 viewers know there are always alot of, really are. I don’t care if I don’t understand what the effing hell Chloe and Jack are talking about half the time. On that note let me say that Chloe is like Macgyver with a computer. Is any of that stuff she does based on any kind of reality? She patches together satelite images and interior heat sensing body imaging readings with a laptop, a database, a coathanger, and spliced speaker wire. She and Jack might be talking gibberish or Chinese for all I can tell when they go into all that LAN hooked to matrix overriding the paralel com links with external processor techno-gobbledegook they throw at each other. Why don’t they just admit they love each other damn it!

But its all good. I’m happy in that world where Jack has a hooded sweatshirt that protects him from nerve gas and makes him appear to be a baggage carrier. (Props to blogcritics.org for the carrier call).

I had a moment when Jack looked back at Audrey as he left her behind to screw things up and she told him to get that tape. He heroically and assuringly, but with a superheroes stoic matter of factness says, “I Will.” He could have ended the sentence with, “Lois,” and it would have been seamless. Never have those two words been more truly spoken by someone not wearing a cape. He’s Jack Bauer.

I’ve begun composing songs and poems for Jack. A current tune to which I’ve yet to put to music goes a little something like this:

As the dawn breaks on America
And terror walks the land
A hero’s called to battle
To make a final stand

His day will last forever
Many lives surely will be lost.
He’s stronger than Jesus.
And carries a bigger cross.

He wears his hood of hope
So that we don’t despair
Carrying his utility backpack of justice
He’s got righteousness in there.

Chloe don’t know better
Chloe’s just like me…only beautiful
A couple of years younger…oh shite that last stuff is from Mother Love Bone.

Well you get the point. I want to learn to play the acoustic guitar so I can put it to music and properly worship Jack Bauer in a manner befitting a mostly emotionless government automoton that has never smiled and who destroys everyone who knows him as he saves faceless Americans that he puts first because its his job and they outnumber the people he knows, and who have presumably seen a lighter side to Jack. Perhaps that is why they must die.

There is this pay per view seance to contact John Lennon that is going to air tonight. I hear Yoko is involved somehow but have not been able to confirm this online. The psychics involved, not surprisingly are reporting the attempt at contact was a success. This included the following as per the Irish Examiner:

“An online trailer promises viewers they will also see the figure of a man filmed on infra-red cameras, and asks ‘Is it John Lennon?’”

Also included is footage filmed in Lennon’s favorite spots in Liverpool, India, New York City and Los Angeles. Supposedly his voice was caught on tape at his favorite NY restaurant La Fortuna where makers claim paranormal “Electronic Voice Phenomenon“, or EVP allowed John to speak in much the same way radio and tv broadcast signals. Irish Examiner

And what did Lennon supposedly say? Reports indicate he called for peace. “A messege of peace.”

Shame on you Yoko if you are involved and profiting from this.

Now I’m not saying this is impossible. If spirits exist and can communicate it makes some sense that radio wave like signals might be the route. Perhaps our consciousness is operating on a broadcast channel and when we die its like turning the channel on a tv or radio and were just switching the frequency. Like going from Fox News to PBS. Except teh TV is off and we are Tivo-ing it. Perhaps.

Probably not. And these people are getting richer by exploiting a legend who probably would have been disgusted at being used in a pay per view special. In all probabilty he sat in on a seance at some point in his life. He was an explorer with an open mind. But he wasn’t stupid or gullible and he wouldn’t have commercialized the process.

Do you really see him taking advantage of this unique opportunity to communicate from the great beyond and going, “ooooh, all I was saying is give peace a chance. Ooooh listen to my message of peace. Get along everybody. Ooooh?”

Personally I think he’d yell “Listen you bloody fools we know everything up here and Bush lied. His religiosity is disingenuous. Anybody who voted him is a wanker. England and America are deep trouble you know if you don’t turn it around quick. I kicked Elvis’s ass when I got here and Nixon’s when he did. Oh and up here I am more popular than Jesus. My gigs totally outsell his. They don’t think much of desert healers anymore. On to them and all that. Piss off now and get a life.”

Oh and “Shame on you Yoko.”

If she’s involved. I’ve only heard that anecdotally. I’m not sure they could do something like this without her though. It makes sense that in a time of war and American decline, she’d want to recapture a bit of that 60′s era activism and use one of the main forces of that era to do so. Hope that a reminder from John that peace should come first might light that spark that’s been snnuffed for so long. That’s all well and good. I understand Yoko. I do. And I don’t think you broke up the Beatles. But these guys are charlatans and opportunists.

But what might be the worst part of this whole thing is that the special is being called The Spirit Of John Lennon at a time when i have started working on a screenplay called The Ghost Of John Lennon. I want them to ask Lennon who he’d really like to have using the title idea. My guess is that it’s the guy who isn’t going to have the whole thing boil down to something as obvious and trite as a message for peace, though yeah that is part of my story. By way of hard decisions and fighting the internal and external battles that Lennon fought. He was a guy who lived with alot of anger. He made alot mistakes. He understood the limitations of his humanity. He’d want the whole spectrum represented. And I think he and you would appreciate it revolving around a mileu as we have been trapped in for decades now where some part of John reignites that dormant spark of engagement and activism in my main character who in turn helps bring John’s message back in a new and vital way.

But hey I’m biased on that last part.

Idol tonight. Missed last week when everyone was supposedly actually good for once. Chris did What A Wonderful World and I hear it was great. I like Chris and like that song. Tonight was love songs and most of them got trashed by the panel including my beloved Katherine. I didn’t like any of the songs tonight. Eliot and Chris got the best reception from the judges along with an ok one for Paris. But something really must be done about Paula Abdul. She’s an embarrsment. When she was opining on Eliot’s performance she was in tears. I mean real bubbling mascara dragging tears. And when she did Chris (and I’m sure she’d like to), she was up and yelling like a maniac and jacking her knee up as she made pumping gestures. Simon was just sitting there next to her putting his head down and laughing at her. I think she’s on something dudes. I think she really was hooked up with that guy from the show a couple of years ago who ratted on her (hes a dirtbag for doing so though), and she just screams emotional imbalance and chemical dependency.

She must be stopped before someone gets hurt or just starts doing stuff like stripping and touching herself during hot males perfromances because she’s not too far off that now. Get help girl. Let Jessica Simpson take your place as was rumored. I”m just trying to be straight up now baby, with you Paula.

And I dont really like love songs. Not standard ones anyway. My god Paris even did Feelings. That to me is one of the worst pieces of dreck to be put to music ever. Give me a good Heavy Metal ballad over that anyday. Or a little Barry of course. Schlock with no pretense. Even Memories by Mega Barbara would be more palatable though I feel Streisand represents everything wrong with music. Well not everything but enough of it. All this Idol singer stuff. Who cares about how good someones voice is? I want a song not a singer. Sure they have to have an ok voice, but if its about the voice like it is with Babs and her offshoots such as Mariah and Whitney it becomes vocal masturbation to me. Just warbling with vocal vibratos to get yourself off.

Write a friggin song and play an instrument like a real musician. Those are the guys out there trying to save the bloody world.

And if you got to go sentimental you can still do it without the drivel and ick factor. Give me some Carol King and It’s Too Late. Now there’s a love song (well sort of-an out of love song) I can appreciate.

Still the greatest love song of all times has got to be Ac/Dc’s You Shook Me All Night Long. Beautiful sentiments every girl wants to hear. She told him to come. . .but he was already there. Damn!

Death, Belief, & Reincarnation

Ok, I’m a believer that much of our existential angst along with many of our behavioral erraticisms is due to a latent fear of death. I’m also convinced that that fear is at the root of much attraction to all the worlds religions. From a psychological viewpoint reincarnation is no different though it offers a less dogmatic investment in our immortality. But does it hold up to the kind of scrutiny I think any belief system must in order to amount to more than mental and spiritual masturbation?

The religious impulse is finding more and more corrolaries to parts of the brain and our biological and physiological evolution. This is not much in dispute outside of the anti-science world of the Bushites. Of course people drift to religion for many other reasons and religion has it’s power for many other ones as well. It’s a form of control, an excuse to justify criminal acts and atrocities, a means to keep people mollified and content, and so much more speaking from the motivations of its purveyors. As far as its subjects go beyond those genetic roots there is a need for people to feel connected to something larger, for the ego trip it provides those who bask in its automatic sense of superiority over those they are are usually inferior to in most real and tangible ways, a romantic chimera to keep them warm, brainwashing of the community and families that are dependent on their investment, and more.

But at root, it and most of our psychological issues are being traced more and more to the fear of death if not necessarily in overt proximate causal ways.

I feel this need to rise above death too. I wonder about what comes next. Is this all there is and every missed opportunity and bad decision, lesson learned, and regret will all mean nothing and never find their recompense. Occasionally I’ve clinged to the idea of reincarnation as a hope for more. The idea that even if it’s not me and my memory that what I do with myself now, how I live my life, the form I condition my “soul,” in, will determine what some eternal essence of me goes onto next.

But is this more grasping at straws bullshit no less delusional and crazy then the condolences Christians, Muslims, and Jews use?

Reincarnation has some fundamental flaws in it for me. I’ll throw them out there and see if anyone has a reasonable hypotheiss for or against.

First off the amount of people on the planet has been growing exponentially. Where are the souls coming from then? Is the Before Sunrise Ethan Hawke explanation of souls divided and split up, and thus explaining our sociiety of growing differentiation and specialization, valid?

And what of the fact that all the professional and scholarly work in this field has been done, for the most part, in India? With rare exceptions all the work comes from there. This would appear to suggest that its a societal power of suggestion thing similar to the phenomena of people of the West seeing the “virgin” Mary in a Waffle or random wall stain. And isn’t it curious that in both cases, those that see these figures of church lore or those in India that are constantly seeing a past loved one in a young child, are from societal groups who are at the lower ends of the financial ladder. This suggests psychologically that people with less to look forward to in this life and more readily living with thoughts of their ends in lives that offer so little to divert them from unhappy thoughts, see something that gives them a superiority and value they can’t get from the now, here, or real.

And india in general has much of the country living in squalor and with much more of a regular likelihood of dying young due to violence, accident, disease, or malnutrition. Indeed reports of reincarnation studies done throughout the country offer little in the way of rebirths or belief in them in the more urban areas of India. Why if it’s such an excepted belief system that they are more open to enabling to see what we don’t, does it only occur among the most destitute and desperate?

And where these reports are abundant the villages are all very much alike making the striking similarities that children report about life in another village less stunning. And just why is that these souls travel so little distance between lives? Is it likely that any kind of astral projection or travel would be so limited by distance?

Now of course some Americans have talked about past lives and gone through the whole past life therapy thing. But is this just the dilletantism of comparitively rich Americans with alot of leisure time? It’s interesting to me that there are so many reports of these types of searchers having past lives of such noteworthiness, often greatness, while their Indian counterparts are all reproting on coming from a life of diminshed expectations just like theirs. How much then of all this comes form the subconcious minds expectations. Americans grow up with fairy tales and movies revealing so much of the worlds possiblities, often mixing our pop cultrual experiences and their memories with the memories of our true lives. In India the village life and stasis of class in the caste system are all many people know.

In this perspective the idea of some kind of rebirth seems as far fetched as Christians cavorting in Heaven with angels and relatives. Or rising from their graves at the Rapture to ascend with the J man while the rest of us are “LEFT BEHIND.” And which is it exactly? Do they go to heaven or do they wait until the rapture? Is it only the bodies rising at the rapture to join the souls? If so why, if the soul is so important and you still can see each other the way they looked in this life if you believe the light and tunnel folks whose bodies “died” momentarily? Seems like there is at root a deep need to still connect it all to our bodies and ground it all in materialistic impulses.

Dr Ian Stevenson has done the most work on the subject, writing volumes over decades of following leads and traveling the world. But mostly he has found nothing outside of India and has shown nothing that impartial clinical examinations could not find holes in.

Now I too have heard stories about hard to explain things right here in the U.S. and I’d like to believe they mean something. But many of the greatest ones have been investigated and come up lacking. I’ve heard some personal stories too, from friends over the years, which have not been investigated professionally. And not having been there or experienced them I can’t do more than say how interesting it is and suspect another explanation is behind it.

Bob’s got me thinking about collective unconscious again. Maybe what alot of these experiences come down to is an ability that is latent in most of us, and more pronounced in some, to tap into the collective unconsciousness. It seems many of them involve kids who are less muddled and stifled, or filled with so much mental detritus that they can best tap into the cc and see the emotional imprints others have left behind like radio waves that you have to be tuned to in order to pick up. This would speak to something extraordinary about human existence, but unfortunately does not lead to the conclusion that we have immortal souls that either hang around or are reborn.

Though are bodies may be recycled after we’re gone, and we’re all part of the same group of matter that has always been here since the Big Bang, and will presumably be here until the big crunch or whatever awaits us, there is no evidence to support the theory that something non-materialistic suffuses that matter. It seems highly unlikely that the scattering of our remains and incorporation back into the substance of life could all congeal in a physical and mental re-representation of our neurons and synapsial connections along with all the other vague brain matter responsible for our memories and impressions. It seems more likely that society evolves as our bodies do, and that as we act in it we change the physical landscape and leave an impression that is both cultural and emotional. Those impressions become part of that evolving unfolding of the body politic. Like Hegel and the Idealists believed, history is god unfolding and revealing itself over time and the steady progressive trending forward. Perhaps as we live our lives, some or all of us, leave an impression of own godliness as creators of this world, and most if not all notions of god as well, and some tap into that in a gifted way that some children can just pick up an instrument and feel how to play it.

Part of me also believes that those aforementioned pshysiological corrolaries that invole the spiritual formed to accomodate some reality. Most likely they formed as a survival mechanism taht granted those who believed an advantage over those that did not. But there is the possibility that they evolved in a manner similar to the way our brains ability to recognize mathematical equivilents evolved. Or spatial dimensions. There is an undeniable external support of our various numerical skills, Newton’s calculus was supported by the world as is a childs putting 2 apples together with 2 others and concluding that they have 4. Our brains evolved to parallel an inherent reality. We don’t walk around bumping into corners, or into walls because our brains work withing real world geometrical dimensions. So maybe the spiritual impulse accomodates something in the real world that those genetic, cortex and temporal lobe triggers evolved to allow us to see or feel.

I don’t think Judaism, Buddhism, Chritianity, hinduism, Islam, or any other extant belief system is the real world equivilent of that bio-psychological tendency. More likely, if there is something to this idea, our past religions and beliefs are stepping stones towards that greater spiritual truth. Like our bodies, brains, and perhaps our cultures, religions have been though evolutionary steps and still need to do more evolving before they get close to any kind of maturity. Relatively speaking they are in their infancy and acting like it. But maybe these early and clumsy spiritual outgrowths are referencing deeper and more complex spirtual realities we’re evolving towards understanding and actualizing.

Unfortunately we live in a world where our technological evolution is far outpacing the spiritual and giving these overgrown stunted religious philosophies modern tools to play with is very dangerous.

Whether this last theory is true or not, it is as close as a strict adherence to evidentiary and empirical supports can get someone like me to this thing we call god. Or the unproven numous known as soul or spirit. And either way I think we’re wasting our time doing anything with the worlds heretofore major religious belief systems besides studying them for their insights and metaphorical value, and then taking that knowledge to a higher ground where we can transcribe a more inclusive code and hope than what the archetype called Moses brought down from Mt Sinai.

Cheney And The Mets And 24 Too

Dick Cheney threw out the first pitch at the Nationals home opener in D.C which just happened to be against my beloved Metsies. While avoiding hitting anyone in the face or later denying that he bounced the pitch to the catcher, Cheney did take part in a scary and yet to be reported on moment.

Cheney stayed to watch the game in a luxury box apparently evil-proofed to hold him, and at one point cameras cut to him bending from his chair to talk to a sweet looking little girl. Now I don’t know if this little sweety was a relative or another sacrifice just dropped off by a lobbyist for the pharmaceutical industry, but I found myself yelling out, “Run little girl! Run!” I wanted to help this girl. The camera cut away and suspiciously never went back to that fear box. I don’t know what became of her.

I like to think Mets wunderkind and poster boy for all taht is good about baseball and humanity David Wright went up to the box when the Mets were hitting and saved that little girl just in time to return to drive in another run that helped the Mets kick the asses of what is now the official team of evil in our time.

Scary shite folks.

I knew I liked Carlos Delgado for his political stances and integrity, and yet here’s another reason: When players were posing with Cheney before the game he made sure he was not in the area and didn’t have to play make believe with the baby killer. Here’s what Delgado said after the game, “I was doing my routine,” Delgado said with a smile. “I happened to be somewhere else. Go figure.”

Tomorrow we get Pedro vs Guillen in the continuation of beanball hostilities. I want Petey to take him out on the first pitch. Guillen is trying to intinidate Pedro through the press so he’ll be afraid to throw inside and get better pitches to hit. Don’t give in Pedro. And while you’re at it hit Cheney in the face if he’s near the ballpark. Then disappear for a day. That would be sweet.

I commented on this elsewhere but I thought it important to mention that Keifer Sutherland signed a 3 year extension for 24. Let me say first that I love this show. I think this 5th season has been splendid. Top 3 of the 5 they’ve done. Has a chance to get to 2 depending on how it finishes these last 7 hours. Sure it has its implausibilities but its all coherent within the CTUniverse they’ve created. Alot of what Jack does is a wink to the audience. Kiefer himself puts “damn its,” in because he knows its part of college drinking games. Once he put 3 in a row to really toast people. According to a Rolling Stones article I just read it sounds like Kiefer is a bit of a drunk and has some issues. Let’s hope he doesn’t get himself killed before 3 years and a movie happen. If he does we can blame Julia Roberts. She broke his heart when she pretty much left him at the altar all those years ago.

Anyway, what I want to say is that if we are indeed getting 3 more years just get the hell out of L.A. and please no more moles at CTU. Although technically there was no mole there this year. Chloe’s bedfellow was working as an internal affairs guy for the government. Still let’s change the mix a bit next year and get threats beyond the Sentox nerve gas, deadly virus, nuclear weapon stuff.

But when last nights show ended with Jack saying we have to take down the president of the united states i got all tingly. I slipped into a cotton candy lollipop world where fiction and reality met and Jack was going after Bush. I still can slip there when i think of him saying those words and feel gooey and warm inside. Mmm justice.

I hoped early in the season Jack would find a reason to kill Logan. Now he has it. Just call him George, or at least Dick, when and if you do it Jack. Do it for America you morally ambiguous son of a bitch!

Seems as if a Simpsons movie is official fo July 2007. Don’t know how they can make a great show greater for the big screen but Matt Groenig can do what he wants at this point. Fortunately it sounds like some of the shows A team people are involved like not only Groenig as a writer but James Brooks, Al Jean, and Brian Scully, who were all around for the best seasons. And directing it is David Silverman who directed Simps eps in the past as well as co-directing the great Monster’s Inc for Pixar.

On the negative future movie side Rambo 4 is going ahead with its plot to try and revive the career of Sylvester Stallone. Rocky 6 and now this. Why do I think that he’ll be on FOX “News,” plugging this dreck when it comes out?

By the by: Cheney was roundly booed before he even threw out that first pitch or ate that little girl. I love Baseball.

Stupid Computer, History Of Violence, China, Musical Twinkie Conspiracies, & Whatever Else Occurs To Me In The Next Few Minutes.

and more observations.

I just wrote a insightful review of the movie A History Of Violence in which I detailed how the movie succeeded on the level of parable much more than Crash in the way it was ultimately about mankinds genetic and cultural legacy of violence and how it’s been naturally selected for over millenia. Unfortunately my computer got bogged down with too many open windows and ultimately wiped them all along with the post I hadn’t bothered to save yet. You will have to guess at the levels of wisdom and perception that glowed from the liquid crystal pixels of my screen, and that would have come to dazzling light on yours as well because I don’t feel like trying to simulate the review again. Maybe at a later time a less passionate version will find it’s way on here stripped of novelty and the kind of clarity and moral and intellectual strength that might have changed the world.

Let me just say to those of you who saw it that if Viggo doesn’t have the genetic predisposition, and indeed we find its familial for him, he dies in that diner, and that violence was naturally selected for until the rise of civilizations and law and order. And who does he marry to escape it all and lead a civilized small town life? A lawyer. A lawyer whose intellectual callings war with her genetic tendency to favor the violent and dominating potential of a mate. Ultimately, as in society, she and Viggo form an unspoken alliance with underlying motivators that dare not speak their name.

Speaking of violence and male tendencies the ratio of female to male births in China is getting bigger. By this I mean there are alot more boys being born. I read something tonight about how ultrasound and similar technology in China has led to people aborting more females once they are given the heads up due to the patriarchal motivators we already knew existed there which made girls that were born less valuable. But what occured to me earlier was that with China already growing economically and with conflict with them seeming more inevitable, that could very well make the above fact a very dangerous factor that might more readily precipitate a major battle.

Think about it: You’re going to have a generation of men without sex as a release and vying ever harder to win the attention of the few women that exist. Traditionally in the genetic sense this means violent and aggressive behavior. And without that softer neutralizing female element, that yin to their yang there to temper or alleviate hostility, or to offer consolation, it seems to me that motivations to keep the peace are lessened. Plus war is a great stabilizer. The Chinese government is very concerned with these unbalanced factors and its future effects on their society. There is a feeling that it will lead to more crime, prostitution, and sex slave trade. It already appears heading in that direction. So what better way to thin the numbers of males and restore the balance than a big old fashioned war with all the modern amenities?

Scared of China yet?

On the subject of procreation, there is some reason to believe that humans are having less children despite growing population numbers. There is also some info out there to indicate the families that have not changed their procreating tendencies to accomodate an overpopulous, environmentally challenged, and less traditional-religious world, are conservative fundamentalist types. Indeed red states produce more often than blue states. Those with the most numbers win and even in the baby boomer era it was conservatives having the majority of children with a hefty proportion coming from families that had 4 or more kids, while blue staters and boomers tended to have 1 or 2 if any at all. And since the bigger teams and armies usually win and might makes right I worry a little that the liberal worldview will die out as the be fruitful and multiply folks dominate us by sheer numbers. And let’s not hide behind glorious tales of heroism and ideologies, it is the greater numbers that almost always win and write history.

This thought is at war with my more optimistic belief, or perhaps hope is a better word, that evolution works on a cultural level as well and that we are moving forward inevitably and inexorably. As technology expands exponentially I hope that it’s beneifits are negating some of the qualities and ignorance that allowed some older patterns to be perpetuated. These include societal patterns to grow more conservative and religiously fundamentalist as a nations power wanes, its people become more destitute, and a period of individualism and leaisure gives way to falling population numbers and a temporarily less patriarchal establishment.

Depending on which way you look at it the Bush administration becomes either a momentary perturbation on the graph of forward progress that from a distance decades from now will hardly be noticable or an early stage in a horrid Orwellian-Puritan nightmare of a nation very few thought possible here at one time.

As for Bush he leaked stuff too it seems. He said he’d punish all leakers. He hasn’t punished any including himself. He is a forgiving god as I’m sure the one he says he worships conveniently is at times like this. Not so much when he’s blasting Muslims and Hindus with Tsunamis though or striking down the WTC because we’re a nation of faggots and uppity women who aren’t bearing enough children.

If it all goes down its the medias fault. They could have changed it had they wanted to. They have always had the power to rile up the masses or sedate them. Under Bush they chose sedation. They knowingly aided him in gaining the presidency in 2000 though they had plenty of evidence he lost. They have it all on them. Including the blood of soldiers and civilians. Maybe even the 3000 from 9-11. If we truly had an independent media can you imagine what they’d already have done to Bush? Think Clinton and Nixon combined with Barry Bonds and Pete Rose. And he’d deserve it all and more.

Here’s a recent exchange between Bush and a questioner about military contractors in Iraq that serves to illustrate just how incompetent, out of touch, out of the loop, stupid, and negligent this executive turd really is:

Q Thank you, Mr. President. It’s an honor to have you here. I’m a first-year student in South Asia studies. My question is in regards to private military contractors. Uniform Code of Military Justice does not apply to these contractors in Iraq. I asked your Secretary of Defense a couple months ago what law governs their actions.

THE PRESIDENT: I was going to ask him. Go ahead. (Laughter.) Help. (Laughter.)

Q I was hoping your answer might be a little more specific. (Laughter.) Mr. Rumsfeld answered that Iraq has its own domestic laws which he assumed applied to those private military contractors. However, Iraq is clearly not currently capable of enforcing its laws, much less against — over our American military contractors. I would submit to you that in this case, this is one case that privatization is not a solution. And, Mr. President, how do you propose to bring private military contractors under a system of law?

THE PRESIDENT: I appreciate that very much. I wasn’t kidding — (laughter.) I was going to — I pick up the phone and say, Mr. Secretary, I’ve got an interesting question. (Laughter.) This is what delegation — I don’t mean to be dodging the question, although it’s kind of convenient in this case, but never — (laughter.) I really will — I’m going to call the Secretary and say you brought up a very valid question, and what are we doing about it? That’s how I work. I’m — thanks. (Laughter.)

You think Clinton wouldn’t know the answer to this question? Dan Quayle may have even had this one covered. Well maybe not Quayle. God Quayle and Bush…Republicans are kind of stupid.

Oh and Delay is gone but still committing corrupt atrocities against his country. He was going to be stepping down all along but sent out a messege to supporters that he needed their help to fight and campaign for his reelection. What he really wanted their help and primarily their financial support for was to fund his legal defense. Some of those supporters now want their money back. They wont get it because this is actually legal for him to do. Ironic that his final act of greedy immorality and corruption turns out to be one of his few legal ones. Special place in hell is all I’m saying.

Angry Bob is right. She Wants Revenge sucks. Just saw a video. Sounded like the kind of stuff I hated in the 80′s. Pussy Rock they should call it. And all these Arctic Monkeys and Yeah Yeah Yeahs aren’t angry or talented enough to carry any kind of punk or garage rock mantle, or exist in the same general genre as Green Day. Very derivitave Strokes type of stuff which is also derivitave and unimaginative. Somehow I blame Courtney Love for this musical mess of the past 10 or so years. She is the anti-muse come to kill the music starting with Kurt. Her superficial, crackhead, starfucker, mentality was then free to grow with Kurt no longer there to stop it. That’s why she had to get close to him and take him out of the game early. Mark David Chapman may have been part of this back in 1980. I don’t know how deep this thing goes but it probably had its roots in the Nixon administration. Riddles wrapped in enigmas with a creamy white filling people. But whens the expiration date on treachery? When I ask.

On a related note: stay in school kids. I say this because I think not taking it more seriously and going to college back when was part of that iconoclastic and rebellious thing I have. The anti-authority thing. As a kid I saw school as the man. The hand of oppression wanting to teach me how to fit into the system. Now I realize that education is the tool to fight oppression and to give one choice. In a world where predation and physical violence is not so selected for anymore, though it will still get you laid alot and married as much as you’d like. . . just not to the kind of girls I’d want, and a world where I don’t really have those physical characteristics to allow me to dominate people physically anyway, education is vital. Sure you can get bainwashed. You can be a Yale or Harvard person and all that usually entails as far as ones political outlook and philosophies. But combined with a rebels heart and a bit of outside the box thinking a good and complete education gives everyone a shot at living with no chains. And with a world of possiblilities open to them.

But that practical part of me wonders if that less violent evolved growth of humanity, or at least of America, is in a real world sense, dangerous for survival. In light of some of the above, if Americans have less children, get smaller in size compared to competitors, take on less violent and more liberal tendencies, might it not make us a target? Weaker in a pragamatic sense.

This is one of the ways conservative ideologues think and its not necessarily wrong. But what pisses me off is that they pretend they’re about god and believing in values, when at their core they and their free market ideology believe in nothing and if anything are very much aligned with the principles of Darwin. They are social Darwinists and have cleverly managed to get alot of people to think they are the opposite even as they act in accordance with its principals.

And my computer hurt me. Blame it for this rant. You would have only had a another albeit elightening and profound movie review likely to alter your very conceptions of the nature of film. Instead you get scatological webslinging from topic to topic including my much maligned political ranting. But hey you got some personal stuff too and for those of you who liked only those personal parts of this post and not the political, bugger off because my political views are personal parts of who I am and to differentiate between the two or insinuate one is less honest than the other would bother me to the point of having to find less productive outlets. Just because the one is not based on my personal life makes it no less real, honest, and personal. It is not regurgitated from other sources or part of a liberal brainwashing campaign. I discern the differences and make it my own as much as I do with my interpretations of a movie or song. I have fought my own war of the worldviews and come to this place and will state my opinions and seek new information. I will incorporate it all and use it to destroy all who try and stop me.

I hope you understand the implications of this statement. I will fight you all if you want!

Come on! You know you want to. It’s in your genetic makeup. Fight me for the girl you sons of bitches! First one to procreate wins. Final showdown for all the marbles on the Galapagos Islands sometime near the end of the world.

A Little Haiku Action

Because I’m tired of Tuesdayfunk sitting at the top of the page, I haiku. Or maybe I should put it this way:
Tuesdayfunk still there
Make it go away with words
Set syllabically

Snubbed near the fresh fruit
Dead end in the produce aisle
She shops not for me.

Serendipity
Lost causes look to stars
Darwin rules us all

Up around the bend
See the hope in my blue eyes
Cheney shot my face

Opening day here
Hope springs eternal in all
Cheney shoots but one

Who will win the race?
Possibilities galore
They blew it all up

All but me go cell
Tiny phones for everyone
Cancer of the ear

Shadows in vast space
Stained glass hides the light away
Empty majesty

Pizza lasts for days
Our lives go on forever
We’re our own toppings

Patterns repeating
Disappointment follows Mets
My advice ignored