A list of classic beauties I’ve longed for and that have stood some sort of test of time. No hot girl da jour here. This should be undertaken with the knowledge that it is based on woman of fame and renown since I see women in stores and walking the streets of Manhattan and Woodstock as or more stunning than any actress or singer on a regular basis. But I can’t list them now can I. Or get pics without risking restraining orders. They would make a very vague list not worth listing at all. And list I must damnit!

Phoebe Cates. Oh my god her in that red bikini in Ridgemont High. An epic generationally defining moment. I think we all locked the bathroom door after that. Just such an adorable 80′s girl and also very sexy. [image:23:l]

[image:71:l] Catherine Bach. Daisy Duke in Dukes Of Hazzard. She coined a fashion term. Denim shorts became Daisy Dukes because of her. That’s hotness and power combined. It’s “hotter”. Those cut offs made alot of young boys self aware. Saw her recently on TV Land countdown of a similar list and she’s still beautiful. The Simpson woman looked ok in the movie (only seen clips), but she’s still not in Bach’s class. Make a Bishop kick out a stained glass window she would.

Jodie Foster. I know she’s not the typical hottie in the way these others are, but she’s mesmerizing to me. She’s rarely on tv but when she does an interview I’m transfixed by the combanation of her gorgeous eyes and amazing intellect. [image:31:l]

Susannah Hoffs. Lead singer of the Bangles. Dangerously cute. That look out of the corner of her eye she did in some of their videos should be illegal. She’s still damn cute today. [image:67:l]

Khrystyne Haje. The red haired girl of Head Of The Class. Have never been able to remember her name. Had to do a search for it. Like with Charlie Brown she was just always my red haired girl. Remember that face though. Hated the show. Dug her.

Maureen McCormick. Yes Marcia Brady. The older later version of course after Greg had violated her. The non-biological sister we all wish we had. She took a football to the nose for our sins and knew how to make something suddenly come up, if you know what I mean. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! [image:60:l]

Melissa Gilbert. Laura Ingles. Had an innocent and church approved crush on her when I was young which grew into more as we both got older. Almonzo wasn’t good enough for my half-pint. I don’t need to explain this any further to you people. You can’t understand. [image:46:l]

Jennifer Connelly. Everyone I know pretty much knows about this one. It goes back to that Career Opportunities movie she did about 15 years ago. Our admittedly one sided relationship has stood the test of time though and I feel myself ready to move on soon. Although she lived in or around Woodstock much of her youth. I didn’t even know that until somewhat recently. My friends grandson goes to school with her son. Celebrity marriages don’t last…I’m just saying. [image:25:l]

[image:56:l] Diane Lane. From The Outsiders to her cinematic rebirth as a 40+ year old adulterer the past few years. She was damn sexy then and shes damn sexy now. She needs two pictures on here because she may be the sexiest woman to span three decades since they started keeping records of such things. Both photos here make me want to hurt myself. [image:58:l]

Winona Ryder. She’s lost me a bit with the smoking, the stealing, and the dating a guy from Saugerties, but she was that approachable beauty with every girl qualities for many generation Xers for a long time. [image:69:l]

Honorablementions: I had a huge thingie for Loni Anderson circa WKRP as many a young lad. Pure lust as opposed to my crush on Bailey. I no longer find loni attractive then or now. I feel similarly about Samantha Fox, Belinda Carlyle, and Lita Ford. Jaclyn Smith was my Angel of choice but never felt as close to her as the other women on this list who all share an equal passivity in their feelings towards me. Newer one sided relationships include that Catherine Mcphee from this years American Idol, Scarlett Johanson, Jessica Alba, and Elisha Cuthbert.